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               						MISSFIRE
               Tim Finkbeiner  
               timf248@yahoo.com
               WGA #894309

               INT. SOCIAL CLUB - MORNING

               A television plays in an inner city "social club" complete
               with a bar, small kitchen and tables. A kid's show plays on
               the large television, but nobody pays attention.

               A large man in his late 50's, mob captain BERTALDO GIACABONI,
               also known as BERT or BERTY, is eating breakfast and reading
               the newspaper. He sits alone, but within earshot of his
               crew/bodyguards, LITTLE NICKY, BENNY JET, SALLY TONGUE and
               BIG HAL who share a table and have coffee. His niece, CARLA
               GIACABONI, comes over and sits with him. Carla is 28 and
               possibly a little overweight. It's hard to tell though
               because of her frumpy clothing. She's dressed like she was
               late for work. She isn't unattractive; she just doesn't care
               about her appearance. 

                                   BERT
                         Hey Carla, how's it going?

               Bert shovels another forkful of eggs in his mouth.

                                   CARLA
                         Do you really want to know or are
                         you just being polite?

               Bert rolls his eyes. He's seen this "poor me" routine more
               than once.

                                   BERT
                         Polite.

                                   CARLA
                         Since you ask, it's fucked. I hate
                         my life. 

                                   BERT
                         Nice mouth. No wonder you can't get
                         a boyfriend.

                                   CARLA
                         Who'd want me anyway? I'm fat, ugly
                         and have a lousy job.

                                   BERT
                         I'm glad you appreciate me giving
                         you this job.

                                   CARLA
                         Uncle Bert I do appreciate it, I'm
                         just not cut out for this shit. I'm
                         an action person.
                         I could do more than work here. I
                         could help you out, you know?

                                   BERT
                         You are helping. Running this place
                         is important to me. To all of us.

               The guys all agree with Bert. But then again, they are paid
               to agree with him.

                                   CARLA
                         I don't want to do this. It's
                         boring. I really want to work for
                         you, you know.

                                   BERT
                             (eating, not looking up)
                         Whatta ya talkin' about?

                                   CARLA
                         You know what I mean. I want to do
                         what they do.

               She points to his crew.

                                   BERT
                             (laughing)
                         You wanna be in with them? Why do
                         you bring this up again? What are
                         you thinking? Maybe you like girls?
                         Maybe you shoulda been a boy?

               His crew laughs. She glares at them.

                                   CARLA
                         No, I just want to be a part, I'm
                         as smart as any of those guys. I
                         can do anything those guys do.

                                   HAL
                         Can you use a urinal?

               The guys all laugh loudly.

                                   BERT
                         Look at those guys. They're big,
                         mean, ain't scared of nothin'.
                         Except maybe the D.A. and RICO
                         laws.

               The guys all nod and agree. Some flex their muscles.

                                   CARLA
                         My dad wouldn't have me doin' this
                         shit, running this place. I'd be
                         doing more important things.

                                   BERT
                         Your dad, my only brother, may he
                         rest in peace, was a great man, but
                         there is no way he would let you 
                         do anything either. He'd want you
                         to get married, settle down, have
                         some kids.

               Carla rolls her eyes at this.

                                   CARLA
                         Yeah, some life, sitting on my ass,
                         raising a couple kids, cleaning,
                         cooking, watching shit T.V, getting
                         fatter. I want a life. I want to do
                         something exciting.

                                   BERT
                         Do you think what we do, what they
                         do is fun? This isn't fun, its hard
                         work. Brutal work sometimes.

                                   CARLA
                         I know what it is. I've seen it
                         every day of my life. I grew up
                         seeing it. I know what you guys do.

               Bert isn't really listening.

                                   CARLA (CONT'D)
                          I know how, when, where, why. I
                         listen. I hear what you talk about
                         in here. I'm not stupid. You could
                         be a little more progressive, have
                         some women doing something. It's
                         only right.

               She's trying anything she can to change his mind.

                                   BERT
                         This isn't a government regulated
                         business. I don't have to hire
                         women because the law says so. By
                         not doing so, however, we do leave
                         ourselves open to lawsuits.

               Bert and the guys laugh.

                                   CARLA
                         Maybe I should report you to the
                         Equal Rights whatever.

                                   BERT
                             (joking)
                         Trying to blackmail me?

                                   CARLA
                         Of course not, if I was trying to
                         blackmail you, I'd threaten to tell
                         Aunt Sophie about that woman you
                         got, or the money you got stashed.

               Bert isn't happy with her bringing those up.

                                   BERT
                             (pissed off)
                         Knock that shit off, and don't say
                         anything like that again. Ever. You
                         hear me?

               The guys get very quiet.

                                   CARLA
                         I hear you. But you're not telling
                         me anything. 

               Carla gets up and walks back to the kitchen. 

               INT. JACK HAMLIN'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - MORNING

               The living room is very sparse. An older, but clean couch, a
               chair, table. There are piles of boxes, cases of soda,
               cartons of cigarettes neatly stacked around the apartment. A
               state-of-the-art computer system, scanner and printers sit on
               a computer desk.

               The television is on and the same kids show is playing.
               "Billy and Barry" a man(boy) and his penguin. We see them
               finishing up a song. 

               JACK HAMLIN, 30, is a tall, handsome man of medium build. He
               sits at the computer talking on the phone.

                                   JACK
                         Please let me talk to Grace.

               A copy of a California driver's license is on the screen.

                                   JACK
                         I know you understand English,
                         please put her on the phone.

               He listens to rapid Spanish on the phone. Using a computer
               graphics program, he changes the name on the license.

                                   JACK (CONT'D)
                         Slower, slower, dammit!!

               He switches to his lousy Spanish.

                                   JACK (CONT'D)
                             (in Spanish)
                         Por favor, déjeme hablar a mi hija.
                         (Please, let me speak to my
                         daughter.)

               Jack prints out the fake license.

                                   JACK (CONT'D)
                             (in Spanish)
                         Le estoy enviando el dinero. Todos
                         lo que tengo. (I am sending you
                         money. All I have.)

               Jack inspects the fake license. It looks very good, very
               real.

                                   JACK (CONT'D)
                             (in Spanish)
                         Un par hace semanas, Le envié casi
                         cuatro cientos dólares. (A couple
                         weeks ago, I sent you almost four
                         hundred dollars.)
                             (he listens)
                         Pozo entonces, su correos debe ser
                         tan corrupto como su departamento
                         del policía. (Well then, your post
                         office must be as corrupt as your
                         police department.)

               The phone goes dead. He looks at it, wanting to throw it out
               the window. He redials. Busy. The television continues to
               play the kids show.

               INT. TOPLESS BAR (THE BODYSHOP) - MORNING

               MELISSA ALDRICH, 28, a beautiful dancer at the club, walks
               into the dark bar. She is wearing a jacket, her arms crossed
               over her chest. She walks past the bar and into the manager's
               office. The office is sparse, a desk, computer, large gun
               safe and cases of liquor and a door leading to the rear ally.
               MARTY, the bar manager, is sitting there counting cash. He
               looks up.

                                   MARTY
                         Hey

                                   MELISSA
                         Hey

                                   MARTY
                         What are you doing here now? You
                         work tonight.

                                   MELISSA
                         That's what I wanted to talk to you
                         about; I don't think I can work.

                                   MARTY
                         What the fuck are you talking
                         about? You sick? 

                                   MELISSA
                         I have a little problem....

               She's embarrassed.

                                   MARTY
                         So slide a tampon in and cut off
                         the string.

                                   MELISSA
                         You're sick, and that's not the
                         problem I'm talking about.

                                   MARTY
                         Pregnant?

                                   MELISSA
                         No, thank God. I'm physically able
                         to dance....it's just that...shit.. 
                             (beat)
                         One of my boobs is gone.

                                   MARTY
                         What the fuck do you mean it's
                         gone? Did it fall off? Lose it on
                         your way home last night?

               MARTY looks at her then starts laughing.

                                   MARTY (CONT'D)
                         That's the funniest goddamn thing,
                         I've ever heard.
                         Maybe we should put a sign. "Lost -
                         one "C" cup", owner anxious...

               MARTY laughs more.

                                   MELISSA
                         That's real fucking funny. I don't
                         know how it happened. I just woke
                         up and it was just gone. 

                                   MARTY
                         No shit? Let's see it.

                                   MELISSA
                         No, it's gross.

                                   MARTY
                         Let's see it. Maybe you can work
                         anyway. You know how some guys like
                         freaks.

                                   MELISSA
                         I'm not going on stage to be a
                         freak show, fuck that.

                                   MARTY
                         C'mon, let's see it.

                                   MELISSA
                         No, it looks like a ugly, saggy
                         deflated balloon. 

                                   MARTY
                         When can you get it fixed?

                                   MELISSA
                         I don't know...

                                   MARTY
                         C'mon, I want to see.

                                   MELISSA
                         Why?

                                   MARTY
                         I don't know, like a car wreck, you
                         want to see it, but you don't want
                         to, ya know...

                                   MELISSA
                         So my deflated boob is like a car
                         wreck?

                                   MARTY
                         Did it actually just explode like a
                         water balloon?

                                   MELISSA
                         I don't know, it happened during
                         the night. 

                                   MARTY
                         Did it leave a wet spot?

                                   MELISSA
                         No, it just stayed in my body

                                   MARTY
                         Aren't you afraid of all that shit
                         in there?

                                   MELISSA
                         No, it's just saline.

                                   MARTY
                         That shit won't hurt you?

                                   MELISSA
                         No, of course not, our bodies are
                         mostly saline anyway.

                                   MARTY
                         Damn, I thought we were mostly
                         saltwater..

               She looks at him like the idiot he is.

                                   MELISSA
                         Whatever. Can I borrow three grand
                         to get this thing fixed?

                                   MARTY
                         No, Bert said no more loans. Too
                         many girls getting their boobs done
                         and leaving. He don't like paying
                         for other bars dancers.

                                   MELISSA
                         Well, what am I going to do? I
                         don't have the money? Without good
                         boobs, I can't dance.

                                   MARTY
                         Don't they warranty those things?

                                   MELISSA
                         They're not like a car, they don't
                         come with warranties. 

                                   MARTY
                         They should. If they can be written
                         off on your taxes, they should have
                         some sort of warranty.

                                   MELISSA
                         I'll mention that to my doctor, I'm
                         sure he'll agree and do it for
                         free.

                                   MARTY
                         Worth a try. What else are you
                         going to do? Walk around with a
                         deformed boob? You know, I knew a
                         girl with four boobs. I swear to
                         God. Kinda like a dog. I didn't
                         find out until we'd been going out
                         for a while. She'd wear a shirt or
                         something to bed all the time. 

               Melissa is stunned.

                                   MELISSA
                         You're shittin' me. Where they four
                         across or two and two?

                                   MARTY
                         Two and two, like a dog. The bottom
                         two were really small, just nipples
                         really. The top ones weren't much
                         bigger. I just figured she was
                         ashamed of her small ones. Had no
                         idea she was a four-titted freak.

                                   MELISSA
                         You're a shithead. She was not a
                         freak. I feel sorry for her. 

                                   MARTY
                         Don't be, she married to a
                         successful plastic surgeon. Heard
                         she went in to get the spare pair-

               He laughs at his rhyme.

                                   MARTY (CONT'D)
                         Spare pair, get it?

                                   MELISSA
                         Yes, got it the first time.

                                   MARTY
                         Anyway, she goes in for the
                         consultation and he sees her and
                         her four boobs and falls in love.
                         Instead of getting the second pair
                         removed, he marries her and talks
                         her into getting implants in all
                         four.

                                   MELISSA
                         If she was ashamed about them, why
                         did she get them enlarged?

                                   MARTY
                         She finally got someone who
                         appreciated them for what they
                         were, for what she was. Slightly
                         imperfect.

               There is a knock on the back door of the bar. Marty looks out
               the peep hole and opens the door. Two large men stand holding
               a gym bag.

                                   MARTY
                         Good morning gentlemen.

                                   THUG 1
                         Just move.

               Marty moves away from the door as the large men enter. Thug 2
               goes directly to the large safe with a digital dial.

                                   THUG 1
                         Both of you leave the room.

               Marty and Melissa leave as told and wait in the hallway.

                                   MELISSA
                         Friendly guys.

                                   MARTY
                         Usually they just grunt and point.

                                   MELISSA
                         What's in the safe?

                                   MARTY
                         I don't know. I don't ask
                         questions, I just manage the place.
                         All I know is that somebody drops
                         off, they change the combination,
                         somebody different picks up and
                         they change the combination.

                                   MELISSA
                         Got to be drugs or money.

                                   MARTY
                         I don't know. It's better that way.

               INT. TELEVISION STUDIO

               A kid's show is taping. The same kids show we saw on the
               televisions in earlier scenes. A man, BILLY BARLOW, thin,
               very young and pleasant, dances and sings in front of a blue
               screen. We close in on him until he ends the song.

                                   DIRECTOR
                         Cut. That was good, Billy. We are
                         done.

               Billy looks relieved, satisfied. A short pretty woman walks
               up to Billy, it's his assistant LISA. They are walking to his
               dressing room.

                                   LISA
                         You have a 3:00 p.m. audition over
                         at Universal. The new Bruce Willis
                         film.

                                   BILLY
                         Yep, I reread the part last night.
                         I think I have it down.

                                   LISA
                         I know you'll be great.

                                   BILLY
                         I'd be great in the role, but I
                         won't get it. I'm typecast. Did
                         Gilligan ever get anything after
                         leaving his island? Did the Skipper
                         ever get another boat? 

               They enter the dressing room.

                                   BILLY
                         You know what I mean. Unless I have
                         a massively disfiguring accident,
                         I'll always be a penguin's buddy.

                                   LISA
                         At least you're working. Thousands
                         of actors would kill for your job.

                                   BILLY
                         Yea right, locked into a seven year
                         contract, without merchandising
                         rights. There are millions of
                         little me's all over the place and
                         I don't get a cent.

                                   LISA
                         I know it's frustrating.

                                   BILLY
                         I work with a cartoon fucking
                         penguin. All they're going to offer
                         me some fish.

                                   LISA
                         Any luck with your movie yet?

                                   BILLY
                         Lots of interest. Nobody wants me
                         to star though. They want a name. 

                                   LISA
                         That's terrible. You should make it
                         yourself.

                                   BILLY
                         Sure, all I need is a few hundred
                         thousand.

                                   LISA
                         I'm sure you can get the money.

                                   BILLY
                         No, nobody will put up the money
                         for me to star. I'm below those two
                         Corey guys as far as Hollywood is
                         concerned. But I am very popular
                         with the three to six year old
                         demographics.

               INT. SOCIAL CLUB - AFTERNOON

               Bert drinking a cappuccino and smoking a big, fat cigar. The
               only one of his crew around is BIG HAL who sits with Bert and
               drinks coffee. 

                                   BERT
                         You wanna go do that thing tonight
                         over at the Body Shop?

                                   BIG HAL
                         Sure, Bert. Who you gonna get to
                         come with me?

                                   BERT
                         Where is everyone?

                                   BIG HAL
                         Lil Nicky's in Vegas. Benny and
                         BT's are driving to San Diego for a
                         pickup. 

                                   BERT
                         What about Frankie?

                                   BIG HAL
                         Nobody's seen him today.

                                   BERT
                         Shit.

                                   BIG HAL
                         I can do it alone Bert.

                                   BERT
                         I know, Hally, but we got rules.
                         Someone's got to go with you.

               Carla comes over to their table.

                                   CARLA
                         I'll go, Uncle Bert.

               Bert actually looks like he's thinking about it.

                                   BIG HAL
                         No fuckin way. I ain't workin' with
                         a girl.

                                   CARLA
                         I'll just keep my mouth shut and do
                         what Hal says.

                                   BIG HAL
                         I don't mean to disrespect to your
                         family, I just don't wanna work
                         with no girl. 

                                   CARLA
                         What are you afraid of? Afraid I'll
                         do a good job? That you'll have to
                         actually have to admit that a woman
                         does something good other than
                         cook, clean or fuck?

                                   BERT
                         Quiet.

               Carla's mad. Big Hal's mad. Bert's thinking.

                                   BERT
                         O.K. Hal take her. 

                                   BIG HAL
                         You gotta be kidding me? No way. I
                         can't do it. I won't feel safe.

                                   BERT
                         Just do it. It's an easy pickup and
                         delivery. Take you ten minutes,
                         tops.

               Hal's not budging.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Ain't that easy. I like to go in
                         for a while, have a few drinks,
                         make sure nobody followed me. 

                                   BERT
                         Take her. Do what you usually do.
                         And you..
                             (talking to Carla)
                         Listen to Hal, pay attention and
                         keep your mouth shut. If I hear
                         that you been talking back or
                         disrespectful, that's the last time
                         you do anything.

               Carla smiles smugly. She's finally won.

                                   CARLA
                         When do I get a piece, you know,
                         for back-up?

               Bert laughs.

                                   BERT
                         You are there to watch Hal. That's
                         all. You're not carrying a gun.

                                   CARLA
                         But what if something happens? I'll
                         need to be able to protect myself.

                                   BIG HAL
                         I'm not going near her if she has a
                         gun.

                                   BERT
                         You aren't going to need anything.
                         We are going in, picking up a
                         package and leaving another
                         package.  That's all. Now I gave
                         you a job, are you going to argue
                         with me again?

               Carla pouts.

                                   CARLA
                         No. 

                                   BERT
                         Fine. What time do you want her to
                         meet you?

                                   BIG HAL
                         About ten. I'll pick her up at the
                         corner up the street, by the 7-11.

                                   BERT
                         (To Carla)
                         That OK with you?

                                   CARLA
                         Yep. Fine.

                                   BERT
                         We set Hal.

               Hal's not happy at all, but Bert is the boss.

                                   BIG HAL
                         All set boss.

                                   BERT
                         Good.

               INT. CASTING OFFICE - AFTERNOON

               Billy is auditioning for the new Bruce Willis film in a
               casting director's office. He is reading with a QUAN, Karl's
               assistant. He is up for the part of young Dr. Zagort, a
               computer genius criminal mastermind.

                                   ZAGORT (BILLY)
                         All I had to do was patch in to the
                         NSA with a QAZ Trojan, to the
                         company's network and then opening
                         a back door through the infected
                         computer. The rest was simple.

                                   QUAN 
                         What makes you think you can get
                         away with this?

                                   ZAGORT
                         Get away? I got away. The digital
                         domain is mine. 

                                   QUAN
                         You'll never get away, John will
                         find you and send you to cyberspace
                         forever.

                                   ZAGORT
                         He's history now. With his new
                         credit history, he won't be able to
                         join Bally's Health Club.

                                   QUAN
                         You're fiendish Dr. Zagort.

               They stop auditioning and look to the casting agent, Karl,
               for direction.

                                   KARL
                         That's fine. Thank you Billy.

               Billy gets up and walks out, confident he didn't get the
               part.

               INT JACK HAMLIN'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM

               Jack is writing on the computer, learning Spanish by tape,
               listening to a word then repeating it. He is working on a
               false driver's license on the computer, altering the name and
               address.

                                   TAPE
                         Large ...... Grande

                                   JACK
                         Large ...... Grande

                                   TAPE
                         Small ...... pequeño

                                   JACK
                         Small ...... pequeño

               His cell phone rings. 

                                   JACK
                         Hello? .... Yea.. Saheem.. I got 12
                         cartons of Marlboro Lights, 10
                         cartons of Marlboro Reds, and 15
                         cartons of Kool Mild. Give all of
                         them too you for-

               Jack does some mathematical gymnastics.

                                   JACK
                         Five-hundred bucks. Thats about
                         $13.50 a carton. Triple your money
                         in a few days. They even have the
                         state stamps. 

               Jack listens.

                                   JACK (CONT'D)
                         No, I cant take beer in trade. 
                         What am I going to do with $500 in
                         beer? 

               Jack listens.

                                   JACK (CONT'D)
                         Drink it, yes, very funny, Saheem.
                         You're sense of humor is coming
                         along nicely. Tell you what, I'll
                         give them to you for four-fifty and
                         five cases of Bud. 

               Jack listens.

                                   JACK (CONT'D)
                         No, Saheem, it's bullshit. The
                         phrase is bullshit, not cowshit. 

               Jack listens.

                                   JACK (CONT'D)
                         Yes, there is a difference. Do we
                         have a deal?

               Jack listens.

                                   JACK (CONT'D)
                         O.K., I'll be there in a hour.

               He prints off the license and inspects. Very good indeed.

               INT. THE BODYSHOP - NIGHT

               The topless bar is very dark, with a single stage in the
               middle and two more on the side. The crowd is sparse, mainly
               older men, but a few loud younger men. Billy walks into the
               bar and is immediately asked to show his I.D. to the
               doorman/bouncer. Billy is wearing dark glasses and trying to
               look inconspicuous. MELISSA, the dancer-turned-waitress, is
               sitting at the bar. A bleach blonde bartender greets Billy as
               he sits.

                                   BARTENDER
                         What can I get you?

                                   BILLY
                             (to the bartender)
                         Hi, Grey Goose on the rocks

                                   BARTENDER
                         We have Absolute and Stoli.

                                   BILLY
                         Belvedere?

                                   BARTENDER
                         Absolute or Stoli.

               Not a question. A bored statement.

                                   BILLY
                         Stoli.

               The bartender turns to pour his drink. Billy turns and looks
               at the stage. An attractive blonde spins on a pole. The
               bartender sets his drink down.

                                   BARTENDER
                         That's $12.50.

                                   BILLY
                         Can I start a tab?

                                   BARTENDER
                         I have to get a credit card before
                         I can start one.

                                   BILLY
                         Forget it. Here.

               He hands her a twenty. The woman, Melissa, at the bar speaks.

                                   MELISSA
                         There are nicer places with Grey
                         Goose.

                                   BILLY
                         I don't like the nicer places. Too
                         many people.

                                   MELISSA
                         Prefer the dark anonymity of the
                         lower-class establishments? Where
                         you're less likely to be noticed?

                                   BILLY
                         Yes, something like that.

                                   MELISSA
                         I doubt any of these guys would
                         know who you are anyway. How many
                         guys hang out at strip places know
                         what their kids watch? How many of
                         them even know their kids names?

                                   BILLY
                         You don't have a very high opinion
                         of you're clientele. Doesn't your
                         cynicism hurt tips?

                                   MELISSA
                             (breaking into a southern
                              sweetie pie voice)
                         Why no honey! They just love me....

               She's pretty convincing.

                                   MELISSA (CONT'D)
                         (in her normal speaking voice)
                         I don't let them know how I feel. 
                         They think I'm a bi-sexual woman
                         who might invite them to come to
                         bed with my girlfriend and me.

                                   BILLY
                         You don't mean it?

                                   MELISSA
                         No.

                                   BILLY
                         You mean the girls don't really
                         mean it when they say nice things
                         to me?

                                   MELISSA
                         I'm sure they do. For that second.
                         Then.. poof... the second's gone,
                         you're all forgotten. I'm sorry did
                         I wreck the illusion for you?

                                   BILLY
                         Now I know how the little kids feel
                         when they see me without my cartoon
                         penguin. 

                                   MELISSA
                         Barry, right?

                                   BILLY
                         Him or me?

                                   MELISSA
                         Him. You're Billy.

                                   BILLY
                         You must have kids.

                                   MELISSA
                         No, I babysit for my girlfriends
                         kid sometimes. She's a huge fan.
                         Shirts. Posters. Videos.

                                   BILLY
                         Yes, I'm really big with the pre
                         schoolers. 

                                   MELISSA
                         Sound like you aren't enjoying your
                         fame and fourtune. 

                                   BILLY
                         I really do, I love teaching and
                         making the kids happy, but shit, I
                         have to have a life, you know?

                                   MELISSA
                         Well, look at me. No matter what I
                         do, I'm still a stripper. Every
                         time I see a guy in a store, I have
                         to wonder if he's smiling at me to 
                         pick me up or is he smiling at me
                         because he's seen my tits?
                         It's hard to get dates or have a
                         steady boyfriend. 

                                   BILLY
                         I know what you mean. If I go out
                         with a woman, it has to be one
                         without kids, because I freak them
                         out. I went out with one woman who
                         had a four-year-old. All she could
                         do was ask where Barry was. Then
                         she walked in while I was on top of
                         her mom, pumping away. I looked up
                         and she was trying to scream, but
                         nothing was coming out.

                                   MELISSA
                         Oh shit..

                                   BILLY
                         I hear the therapy is going well
                         though.

               Melissa laughs.

                                   BILLY
                         I must be keeping you from working. 

                                   MELISSA
                         No, you're not. I came in to serve
                         drinks, but we're slow. I don't
                         want to take the real server's
                         money. I am, I was a dancer.

                                   BILLY
                         Why aren't you dancing anymore?

                                   MELISSA
                         Minor catastrophe. One of my
                         breasts leaked. I'm a little
                         lopsided.  

                                   BILLY
                         They look fine. 

                                   MELISSA
                         Well one is a small water balloon.
                         It was the only thing I could find
                         that seemed natural. 

                                   BILLY
                         Very resourceful. When are you
                         getting it fixed?

                                   MELISSA
                         As soon as I come up with thirty
                         five hundred bucks.

                                   BILLY
                         Those don't come with warranties?

                                   MELISSA
                         No. Great timing, huh? I just paid
                         my tuition for this semester.

                                   BILLY
                         Where do you go?

                                   MELISSA
                         USC Law school.

                                   BILLY
                         No shit? Is that some stripper
                         bullshit? You going to school, I
                         feel sorry for you, offer to pay
                         for your books, but it really goes
                         to your meth-addicted boyfriend?

               Melissa laughs.

                                   MELISSA
                         My god, you're the cynical one. I
                         really am going to law school.
                         Carrying a 3.4 too.

                                   BILLY
                         That's great.

                                   MELISSA
                         That's why I do this. Support
                         myself, and go to school. Sometimes
                         I feel like I'll never finish.

                                   BILLY
                         Must be hard to do this and school.

                                   MELISSA
                         Not bad, I just have to be
                         disciplined. 

                                   BILLY
                         What do you want to go in?

                                   MELISSA
                         I don't know, maybe entertainment
                         law.

                                   BILLY
                         Movies? Be an agent?

                                   MELISSA
                         Something like that. I love movies.
                         The whole process.

                                   BILLY
                         Like to come see the show get
                         taped? Give you a new perspective.
                         We are on hiatus right now. Couple
                         weeks we will be back taping.

                                   MELISSA
                         I'd love to.

               EXT - CORNER BY THE 7-11 - NIGHT

               Carla is waiting by the curb. An old junky car slows. The
               driver a older male, rolls down the window.

                                   DRIVER
                         Hey baby, you working?

                                   CARLA
                         Hey asshole, you couldn't afford me
                         if I was. You get this car free
                         with ten gallons of gas?

                                   DRIVER
                         Fuck you, bitch.

                                   CARLA
                         Bye honey, say hi to the wife and
                         kids for me.

               The car speeds off in a puff of blue smoke, followed closely
               by a blue minivan. The van stops in front of her. Hal is
               inside. He unlocks the doors, but doesn't motion or talk.
               Carla gets in the van, walking with some discomfort. 

                                   BIG HAL
                         Making new friends?

                                   CARLA
                         The minivan is nice, where are the
                         kids?

                                   BIG HAL
                         Fuck you. My Tahoe is in getting
                         fixed. This is a loaner.

                                   CARLA
                         It's you. I highly suggest you
                         trade your Tahoe for one. Lots of
                         room.

                                   BIG HAL
                         You're trying to be funny. Don't.
                         Don't say anything. Just watch and
                         listen.

                                   CARLA
                         I know you don't want me here.

                                   BIG HAL
                         No shit.

                                   CARLA
                         I don't know what's bothering you
                         about this.

                                   BIG HAL
                         What's bothering me is that you're
                         a girl. Call me old-fashioned, but
                         I don't think females ought to be
                         doing this.

                                   CARLA
                         Let me guess, women should be at
                         home, serving food, or dancing for
                         your enjoyment.

                                   BIG HAL
                         I just think there are some
                         professions that women shouldn't be
                         in.

                                   CARLA
                         Like?

                                   BIG HAL
                         Soldiers. Truck drivers.
                         Construction workers.

                                   CARLA
                         Soldier I'll give you, but a truck
                         driver? What, a woman can't turn a
                         steering wheel and look out some
                         mirrors? Does the shifter thing
                         weigh 40 or 50 pounds?

                                   BIG HAL
                         Just forget it. I'm through
                         talking.
                         We are going to go and deliver the
                         package and pick up the other one.
                         You are going to stay in the car
                         and watch.

                                   CARLA
                         No, I'm going in. I know how it's
                         done. I'm staying by you every
                         second. 

                                   BIG HAL
                         You gonna sit and look at all the
                         pretty girls with me? Maybe have a
                         couple beers?

                                   CARLA
                         What? You think that's gonna bother
                         me? Think again. I'm stuck to you
                         like glue, Lou.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Great. Fuckin' great.

               They drive along in silence until they reach "The Bodyshop".
               Hal pulls into a spot near the rear. He turns off the car and
               looks at Carla.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Now, I told you I don't want you to
                         come in, but you have to anyway. We
                         are going in and having a couple
                         drinks. Think you can handle that?

                                   CARLA
                         Yeah, yeah, sure.

                                   BIG HAL
                         I'm serious, no fucking up. Your
                         uncle will knock us both down if
                         this gets fucked up. Just sit
                         there, have your drink, and don't
                         be obvious.

                                   CARLA
                         I'll be a woman in a strip place
                         fully clothed.  I'm going to be a
                         little obvious.

               Hal grabs a briefcase from the back seat. They exit the car
               and walk into the bar. Carla is still walking uncomfortably.

               INT. THE BODYSHOP - NIGHT

               Carla and Big Hal walk in. The doorman/bouncer, Gordie, 
               greets them. Guns & Roses plays loudly.

                                   GORDIE
                         Hey Hal.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Hey Gordie, how's it going?

                                   GORDIE
                         Good. Real good. Like me to move
                         anyone so you can sit?

               Gordie pretty much ignores Carla.

                                   BIG HAL
                         No, that's O.K., we'll just sit
                         anywhere.

                                   GORDIE
                         O.K. Hal, let me know if you need
                         anything.

               Hal leads Carla over to an empty table. Hal sits, Carla tries
               to sit, but the mysterious pain prevents her from sitting. 

                                   CARLA
                         I gotta go to the ladies room.
                         Order me a margarita.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Just get a beer, don't be
                         difficult.

                                   CARLA
                         I'm not being difficult. I don't
                         like beer. I like margaritas.

                                   BIG HAL
                         I don't even know if they have them
                         here.

                                   CARLA
                         It's a bar of course they have
                         them.

               She just turns and limps away.

               INT - BODYSHOP WOMANS ROOM - MOMENTS LATER

               Carla opens the stall door and unzips her pants. She reaches
               deep down the front of her pants and pulls out the source of
               her pain, a .32 caliber pistol.

                                   CARLA
                         Their dicks must keep it from
                         falling down their pants.

               The door to the womans room opens. Melissa walks in as Carla
               is coming out of the stall. They look at each other, both
               recognizing the other from the past.

                                   MELISSA
                         Carla? Carla Giacaboni?

               A smile comes across Carla's face.

                                   CARLA
                         My God, Melissa. How are you?

               Melissa is sort of ashamed to admit her profession, but..

                                   MELISSA
                         Well, I'm good, going to school.
                         What about you?

               Carla remembers she's in a topless bar. She's embarrassed
               herself.

                                   CARLA
                         I'm good. It's been so long, high
                         school right? How's your brother?

                                   MELISSA
                         He's good. Still around here. I
                         can't even remember the last time I
                         saw you.

               They avoid the big questions: Why are they both there?
               Awkward silence.

                                   CARLA
                         Well, I let you go, you know..

               Carla motions to the stall.

                                   MELISSA
                         Oh, yea, right. It was great seeing
                         you.

                                   CARLA
                         Yea, you too, Mel.

               Carla walks out.

               INT - THE BODY SHOP TABLE - MOMENTS LATER

               Carla arrives back at the table. Hal is drinking a beer.
               Carla sits. AC/DC blares loudly.

                                   CARLA
                         What is this? I wanted a margarita?

               She motions to a drink on ice.

                                   BIG HAL
                         That's what you said. That's what I
                         ordered. 

               She tastes it.

                                   CARLA
                         That's not a margarita. A margarita
                         is like a Slushie with alcohol. And
                         there's no salt. This is tequila
                         and Sprite or something.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Just shut up and drink it.

                                   CARLA
                         It's not what I want.

                                   BIG HAL
                         We all have to make sacrifices. 

               Carla takes a drink and makes a face. She looks around. Looks
               at the dancers.

                                   CARLA
                         Why do guys come here, to places
                         like this? They know they have no
                         chance with the dancers.

                                   BIG HAL
                         We like it because we can see women
                         naked and not have to talk to them
                         if we don't want to.

                                   CARLA
                         You don't like to talk to women?

                                   BIG HAL
                         Not really.

                                   CARLA
                         Why not?

                                   BIG HAL
                         'Cause I got nothin' in common with
                         them. 

                                   CARLA
                         How do you know? You never talk to
                         them. Have you ever ask one of the
                         dancers why she is dancing?

                                   BIG HAL
                         No, because I know why. They like
                         money.

                                   CARLA
                         You don't think they have other
                         reasons?

                                   BIG HAL
                         Like what? Because they like it?

                                   CARLA
                         Maybe they have issues.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Yea, the issue is they like money.

                                   CARLA
                         Maybe I'll ask one. How do I get
                         one over here?

                                   BIG HAL
                         Hold out some money. A five should
                         do for a lap dance.

                                   CARLA
                         I don't want a lap dance.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Well, their time is money. You want
                         to ask, you pay.

                                   CARLA
                         I can't just ask them a question?

                                   BIG HAL
                         No. These girls work on tips. You
                         want their time, you pay. I'll even
                         pay for it, just to watch.

                                   CARLA
                         I rather have them dance for me
                         than have you dance for me. 

                                   BIG HAL
                         Ohhhh, is that why we never see you
                         with guys? Maybe you and I have
                         more in common than I thought.

                                   CARLA
                         Fuck you, Hal. But if it makes a
                         difference, I would rather go to
                         bed with any of these women than
                         you.

                                   BIG HAL
                         I'll bet you would.

               Hal laughs at her.

                                   CARLA
                         Not because I'm a lesbian, I'm not,
                         it's just that you're so fucking
                         disgusting. I'd probably get them
                         off too, something I'm sure you
                         aren't concerned with.

               Now it's Carla's turn to laugh. Hal is getting pissed.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Fuck you, dyke.

                                   CARLA
                         Watch that shit. I'll tell Uncle
                         Bert you tried to fuck me.

               This really pisses Hal off. Veins are popping, his face
               turning red.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Let me tell you something. You are
                         here because of who your uncle is.
                         And if you fuck up, you're going to
                         pay, just like any of us would.

                                   CARLA
                         Don't talk to me, you fucking
                         asshole.

               INT - THE BODYSHOP BAR - MOMENTS LATER

               Melissa and Billy are talking. She points over to Big Hal and
               Carla.

                                   MELISSA
                         See that girl with her boyfriend?

                                   BILLY
                         Yea.

                                   MELISSA
                         Her uncle owns this place. He's a
                         mob guy.

                                   BILLY
                         How do you know her?

                                   MELISSA
                         High school. We were good friends.
                         Use to skip out, smoke, you know
                         high school rebel girl stuff.

                                   BILLY
                         She looks older.

                                   MELISSA
                         Her dad and mom were gunned down
                         going to dinner one night right
                         after high school. That would age
                         me too.

                                   BILLY
                         What's she doing with the guy?

                                   MELISSA
                         Can you keep a secret?

                                   BILLY
                         Depends. If I can sell it to the
                         National Enquirer and make some
                         decent cash, the answer would have
                         to be no.

                                   MELISSA
                         You don't make good money on that
                         show?

                                   BILLY
                         The money is alright, but nothing
                         to brag about. I'll bet on good
                         weeks you make more than me.

                                   MELISSA
                         I thought all you TV guys were
                         rich.

                                   BILLY
                         Not all. I signed a long term
                         contract when we were starting the
                         show. Figured the money was good.
                         And it is; it's just not "fuck you"
                         money.

                                   CARLA
                         Where were we?

                                   BILLY
                         Keeping a secret. Rudely pointing.

                                   CARLA
                         Oh, that's right. 

               She points again at Big Hal.

                                   CARLA
                         He's a mob guy too. Going to do
                         some sort of deal here in the
                         office.

                                   BILLY
                         What kind?

                                   MELISSA
                         Drugs I think. Some other guys
                         dropped something off this morning. 

                                   BILLY
                         Why do they use this place?

                                   MELISSA
                         I already told you. They own it.
                         There's a big safe in back.

                                   BILLY
                         No shit. That would be tempting to
                         someone who needed money.

                                   MELISSA
                         There's always two dropping off and
                         two picking up. 

                                   BILLY
                         How do you know so much?

                                   MELISSA
                         I'm a good listener. And I hear
                         shit from my brother.

                                   BILLY
                         Is he in the mob too?

                                   MELISSA
                         No.

               No explanation.

                                   BILLY
                         So your brother does some sort of
                         thing for the mob, and you're a
                         overly-curious stripper with a
                         defective breast. Sounds like some
                         sort of surreal Raymond Carver
                         story.

               INT - BODYSHOP - MOMENTS LATER

               Big Hal finishes his beer. Belches.

                                   BIG HAL
                         I'm done. Lets go.

               Carla is still sitting. Sipping her drink. 

                                   BIG HAL
                         C'mon, lets go.

                                   CARLA
                         I'm not ready. I'm finishing my
                         drink.

               Big Hal is getting really pissed. He gets in her face.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Finish that fucking drink. Now.

               Carla sits with a smug look on her face. Big Hal is furious.
               He grabs her arm and lifts her from her seat. He pulls her
               toward the office. A patron stands in Big Hal's way.

                                   PATRON
                         Hey, man, let go of her.

               Hal is stymied, does he let go of Carla or the suitcase?
               Neither, he head-butts the patron right on his nose. The
               patron falls back, hands and face covered with blood. They
               continue to the office.

               INT - BODYSHOP BAR - MOMENTS LATER

               Melissa and Billy watch the scene unfold. 

                                   BILLY
                         Nice guy. Nobody going to call the
                         cops? Isn't she your friend?

                                   MELISSA
                         Are you crazy? Nobody calls the
                         cops on them. That would be
                         committing suicide.

                                   BILLY
                         Where are they going?

                                   MELISSA
                         Back to the office. See the
                         briefcase.

               She points out the briefcase.

                                   BILLY
                         Anybody back there?

                                   MELISSA
                         No, it's empty this time of night.
                         I want to go see what's going on.

                                   BILLY
                         Have fun.

                                   MELISSA
                         You're not coming with me?

                                   BILLY
                         No fucking way. I'm as close as I
                         want to be to it. Maybe closer than
                         I want.

                                   MELISSA
                         Come on, chickenshit. We'll pretend
                         I'm taking you to the office for a
                         private dance.

                                   BILLY
                         You do that here?

                                   MELISSA
                         I don't. Some of them do. Come on,
                         nobodies going to get shot or
                         anything.

               INT - BODYSHOP OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER

               Big Hal and Carla enter the office. Big Hal finally lets go
               of her arm. The music is still loud back there.

                                   CARLA
                         Bastard, that hurt my arm.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Just close the door and shut up.

               Carla closes the door, but not all the way.

                                   BIG HAL
                         Just stand next to it.

               Big Hal opens the safe and removes a gym bag.

               INT - BODYSHOP HALLWAY - MOMENTS LATER

               Melissa and Billy slowly edge toward the office door. Through
               a crack in the door, they witness the transfer.

               INT - BODYSHOP OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER

               A bang on the back door startles Big Hal and Carla. He pulls
               his gun, expecting the unexpected. He edges toward the back
               door. Carla reaches for her gun, pulls it out.

               Another loud bang on the door and 

               -BANG- 

               Carla's gun goes off. She looks at it, startled by the noise
               and recoil of the little gun. She then looks over to see
               where the bullet went in time to see Big Hal fall to the
               ground, blood flowing through his head.

               INT - BODYSHOP HALLWAY - MOMENTS LATER

               Melissa and Billy witness the shooting and watch, unable to
               move or speak.

               INT - BODYSHOP OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER

               Carla is frozen with fear. She has just killed a man. A mob
               soldier. Her uncles best man.

                                   CARLA
                         Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh
                         fuck..

               She walks over to Hal who is dead on the floor.

                                   CARLA
                         Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh
                         fuck..

               INT - BODYSHOP HALLWAY - MOMENTS LATER

               Melissa and Billy see Carla's meltdown.

                                   MELISSA
                         We have to do something.

               Billy starts to leave.

                                   BILLY
                         Yeah, leave. Then call the cops.

                                   MELISSA
                         No, we can't do that. She'll get in
                         trouble.

                                   BILLY
                         Well she killed a guy, she kind of 
                         deserves it, don't you think?

                                   MELISSA
                         You saw what he did to her out
                         there.

                                   BILLY
                         He didn't deserve to die for it.

                                   MELISSA
                         I know, but you saw what happened,
                         it was an accident. 

                                   BILLY
                         Accident or not, I'm not doing
                         anything except calling the police
                         and getting the fuck out of here.

                                   MELISSA
                         These people don't want the cops
                         called. They take care of their own
                         shit.

               Melissa grabs his arm and they enter the office. Carla
               doesn't hear or see them until Melissa gently puts her hand
               around the gun. Carla looks at her, eyes wide, afraid.

                                   CARLA
                         I didn't mean... Uncle Bert's going
                         to kill me.  It was a misfire.

                                   MELISSA
                         I'm sure it will be O.K., he will
                         understand, it was an accident.

                                   CARLA
                             (hysterical)
                         No, Mel, he will really kill me. He
                         didn't like me anyway...it was a
                         misfire.

                                   BILLY
                         I'm leaving now. I have a clause-

                                   MELISSA
                         Where is your compassion, your
                         humanity?

                                   BILLY
                         They left as soon as that gun went
                         off.

               Carla turns to them, pleading.

                                   CARLA
                         Please, help me. He's going to kill
                         me for this. Oh fuck.

               They stop and wait for a second. Waiting for someone, anyone
               who may have heard the shot. 

                                   MELISSA
                             (to Billy)
                         Check and see if anyone is coming.
                         See if they heard anything. 

               Billy opens the door, peeks out. Nothing. He ventures down
               the dimly lit hallway. Nothing unusual. He goes back to the
               office.

                                   BILLY
                         Nobody heard anything. The music is
                         too loud.

                                   MELISSA
                         We have to get her out of here.

                                   BILLY
                         What happens to him?

                                   MELISSA
                         I don't know, probably should leave
                         him here.

                                   BILLY
                         He dead?

                                   MELISSA
                         Yeah, I'm pretty sure that half of
                         his brains were used for something
                         important.

                                   BILLY
                         Yea, but what about her?

               He motions to Carla, who's mumbling to herself.

                                   CARLA
                         I have to go hide. He'll kill me.
                         He will shoot be and cut me in
                         little pieces. 

                                   MELISSA
                         Carla...

                                   CARLA
                         			(softly)         
                         Misfire....

                                   BILLY
                         Miss Fire?  Very fitting.

                                   MELISSA
                         Do you have somewhere you can go? 

                                   CARLA
                         He's going to kill me.

                                   BILLY
                         Who?

                                   CARLA
                         Uncle Bert...

                                   MELISSA
                         We have to take her someplace.

                                   BILLY
                         We?

                                   MELISSA
                         Aren't you going to help?

                                   BILLY
                         No. I'm going to leave. I don't do
                         this sort of thing.
                         When there is trouble, I leave. I'm
                         not fit for this sort of thing.

                                   MELISSA
                         Do you have a medical condition
                         that advises you against stress?

                                   BILLY
                         No, I'm just that way. You want a
                         hero?  Call Batman.

                                   CARLA
                         Please don't leave me.

                                   MELISSA
                             (to Billy)
                         You get beat up in school, didn't
                         you?

                                   BILLY
                         Of course. I was in band and
                         thespians. I used to get beat up
                         every day.

                                   MELISSA
                         Stop getting beat up.

                                   BILLY
                         Why are we helping a woman who
                         killed a guy?

                                   MELISSA
                         Because she was my friend and it's
                         the right thing to do.

                                   BILLY
                         Doesn't mean it's the smart thing
                         to do.

               EXT - BODYSHOP PARKING LOT - NIGHT

               Billy and Carla are putting the briefcase, the gym bag, and a
               couple cases of liquor in Billy's Lexus GS300. They get in
               the front seats.

                                   BILLY
                         I'm glad we are taking all this
                         liquor.  I'll need it to sleep
                         tonight.

               He struggles with another case.

                                   BILLY (CONT'D)
                         Why are we stealing it?

                                   MELISSA
                         To make it look like a robbery.

                                   BILLY
                         What will that do?

                                   MELISSA
                         So they don't think she did it.
                         They'll think some young punks did
                         it.

               Billy and Carla get in his car. Melissa waits by the window.

               Billy starts the engine and looks over at Carla. She is
               looking straight ahead, almost comatose.

                                   BILLY
                         Can you please buckle your seat
                         belt?

               Carla complies wordlessly.

                                   BILLY (CONT'D)
                         Thank you, Miss Fire

                                   CARLA
                         Why do you call me that?

                                   BILLY
                         Just trying to be funny.

                                   CARLA
                         My name is Carla.

                                   BILLY
                         I'm Billy. Interesting to meet you.

                                   CARLA
                         I know, I heard her call you that.
                         It was an accident, I didn't mean
                         to shoot him, you know. It was a
                         misfire.

                                   BILLY
                         I know. 

                                   CARLA
                             (getting hysterical)
                         He's going to find me and kill me.
                         I know it.

               Melissa walks over to the car.

                                   MELISSA
                         Will she be alright with you for a
                         while?

                                   BILLY
                         She's not coming over to my house.

                                   MELISSA
                         Please, just for a little while,
                         I'll be over. Give me your address.

               Billy writes it on a piece of paper.

                                   BILLY
                         She starts freaking out, I'm
                         calling the cops.

                                   MELISSA
                         I appreciate this. You are a good
                         guy. Lots of balls.

               Billy smiles sheepishly.

                                   BILLY
                         That's the first time anybody ever
                         said that too me.

                                   MELISSA
                         Don't let her leave. She'll go home
                         and get caught. Then we are all
                         fucked. Especially you. You're on
                         TV.

                                   CARLA
                         You're on TV?

               INT - BODYSHOP BAR

               Everything is normal at the bar. Nobody knows what happened
               in the office. Yet. Melissa is talking on her cell phone.

                                   MELISSA
                         Jack, just meet me there. I really
                         need your help. I'm getting off
                         work now. I'll be there in about
                         twenty minutes.

               She closes the phone and takes a look around. Patrons don't
               know. Staff is oblivious.
               She sees Gordie the doorman/bouncer goes to the bathroom.
               Time to leave. Quick. She walks to the door and out.

               EXT - CONDOMINIUM COMPLEX - LATER

               Melissa is driving an older Honda Accord through an upper
               middle class condominium complex. It's the type of place
               retired middle management and two income couples with no kids
               live. 

               She checks the number on the piece of paper, looking at the
               addresses. She stops and pulls in to a driveway next to
               Billy's Lexus.

               EXT - BILLYS CONDO - MOMENTS LATER

               She knocks on the door. Billy answers and ushers her in. They
               walk into the condo. It is nicely furnished. 

                                   MELISSA
                         She better?

                                   BILLY
                         She's talking a little now. Trying
                         to figure out what she should do.

               Carla is sitting on the couch, nursing coffee, still almost
               catatonic. 

                                   MELISSA
                         Hi Car..

               Carla looks up

                                   CARLA
                         Hey...

                                   MELISSA
                         You OK?

                                   CARLA
                         What did you do with Hal?

                                   MELISSA
                         Who?

                                   BILLY
                         The guy Miss Fire shot. The dead
                         guy

                                   CARLA
                         Stop calling me that.

                                   MELISSA
                         He's still dead. What were you
                         doing there with him? He your
                         boyfriend?

                                   CARLA
                         No, I was there as his partner,
                         sort of. Nobody can do the pick-ups
                         and deliveries alone. Uncle Bert
                         sent me with Big Hal. 

                                   MELISSA
                         So you work for his gang now?

                                   BILLY
                         Crew, not gang. I saw Goodfellas.

                                   MELISSA
                         Thank you, Mr. Corleone.

                                   CARLA
                         Not really, I work in a club he
                         owns. Tonight they were short, so I
                         came with Hal.

                                   BILLY
                         He must be one of the more socially
                         progressive mob families.

                                   MELISSA
                         What were you picking up?

                                   CARLA
                         I don't know. Dropping off the
                         briefcase, picking up the bag.

                                   MELISSA
                         Did you see what was in them?

                                   BILLY
                         No.

                                   MELISSA
                         Where are they?

                                   BILLY
                         On the kitchen table. 

               Melissa goes into the kitchen and returns with the briefcase
               and the gym bag.

               She sets the brief case on the table, presses the buttons and
               the latches spring open. She slowly raises the lid.
               Inside is a small leather pouch surrounded by foam. Melissa
               opens the leather pouch. Out falls a small handful of
               diamonds.

                                   MELISSA
                         Holy shit!

                                   BILLY
                         Look at those-

                                   CARLA
                         That's the ice they were talking
                         about. I thought it was drugs.

               Melissa puts the diamonds back in the pouch.

                                   MELISSA
                         Any guess what's behind door number
                         two?

               Melissa unzips the gym bag. Inside is a full garbage bag.
               It's opened to reveal a whole lot of cash. Mostly $100 bills.

                                   BILLY
                         That's a shitload of cash.

                                   MELISSA
                         Someone's going to miss this.

                                   CARLA
                         Uncle Bert is going to miss it.

               The doorbell rings. Billy looks shocked. He isn't expecting
               company.

                                   CARLA
                             (paranoid)
                         They found us already.

                                   BILLY
                         Shit, it's the cops.

                                   MELISSA
                         It's my brother. I talked to him.
                         He can help us.

               Melissa walks to the front door and comes back with Jack.

                                   MELISSA
                         Jack, this is Billy. And you
                         remember Carla?

               Carla is a quivering mess. She looks up at Jack. 

                                   CARLA
                         Do you remember me?

                                   JACK
                         Yes, I do. Hello Carla. I heard you
                         had a little problem tonight.

                                   BILLY
                         That's an understatement.

                                   MELISSA
                         It appears that we have some very
                         nice diamonds and a large amount of
                         cash that belongs to people we
                         don't want to mess with. Oh, and
                         one dead mob guy.

                                   JACK
                         What did you do with the dead guy?

                                   MELISSA
                         Nothing, left him there.

                                   JACK
                         What's with the all the booze?

                                   BILLY
                         I'm a raging alcoholic.

                                   MELISSA
                         I took it from the bar. Tried to
                         make it look like a robbery.

                                   JACK
                         Good idea. The cops don't really
                         care about bad guys getting killed.
                         But Bert will wonder about what
                         happened to Carla.

                                   MELISSA
                         What do you think?

                                   JACK
                         I don't know. Can you give the
                         stuff back and tell him what
                         happened?

                                   CARLA
                         Sure, but he will have me killed.
                         No way.

                                   MELISSA
                         Kill his own niece?

                                   CARLA
                         I have no doubt.

                                   JACK
                             (to Carla)
                         What do you want to do?

               She doesn't know what she wants to do.

                                   CARLA
                         Die. Leave. Leave the city, the
                         state, the country. 

               Jack thinks for a moment.

                                   JACK
                         We should make him think you're
                         dead. Or kidnapped. What if we make
                         Bert think the guys who killed Hal
                         also took her. Hold her for ransom.

                                   BILLY
                         What good would that do?

                                   JACK
                         He would be reasonably assured that
                         Carla wasn't in on it.

                                   MELISSA
                         That way she could go home after.

                                   JACK
                         Would he pay a ransome for you?

                                   CARLA
                         Maybe. I know he has about a half
                         million in cash stashed away.

               They all look at each other.

                                   BILLY
                         Whatever you're thinking of, count
                         me out. 

                                   MELISSA
                         Billy likes to spend all his time
                         with cartoon penguins. 

                                   JACK
                         I thought you looked familiar. What
                         are you doing here?

                                   BILLY
                         This is my house. Your sister made
                         me an accomplice in all this shit.
                         I didn't want to help and I don't
                         want to be here. I saw brains
                         sliding down a dirty bar wall
                         tonight.

                                   CARLA
                         What are you bitching at? I caused
                         it.

                                   MELISSA
                         It's pretty cool, in a way.

                                   BILLY
                         In the way that I could go to jail
                         and get anally raped for ten to
                         fifteen years?

                                   JACK
                         As long as it looks like a robbery,
                         there's nothing to worry about.

                                   CARLA
                         If I'm not there dead too, they'll
                         think I did it.

                                   JACK
                         You'll have to be dead then. That
                         something you'd want to do?

                                   CARLA
                             (indignantly)
                         No, I don't want to be dead.

                                   JACK
                         I don't mean really dead. We could
                         make him think you're dead.

                                   BILLY
                         How?

                                   JACK
                         I don't know, maybe take some of
                         her blood, hair, spread it out on
                         the beach. Make it look like she
                         was fed to the sharks.

                                   CARLA
                         That's a pretty shitty way to die.
                         I think I'll just be kidnapped,
                         thank you.

                                   JACK
                         Think you can act like a victim
                         enough that he doesn't suspect
                         anything?

                                   CARLA
                         I don't know.

                                   JACK
                         You better know. If he suspects a
                         thing, he'll hurt you.

               Carla starts to cry.

                                   CARLA
                         I don't wanna be tortured.

                                   MELISSA
                         Would he really do that?

               Jack shrugs.

                                   JACK
                         I've heard terrible things about
                         him. Anything's possible. Let's
                         meet back here tomorrow.

                                   MELISSA
                         You can stay with me, if you want.
                         I have a pull-out couch you can
                         sleep on.

                                   BILLY
                         She can stay in the extra bed here.

                                   CARLA
                         I need my things. I have to go
                         home.

               She gets up and walks toward the door.

                                   JACK
                         They are probably watching your
                         house.

                                   CARLA
                         But I don't have anything. Not even
                         a toothbrush.

                                   JACK
                         C'mon, let's get you some things.

               INT - WALMART - LATER

               Jack pushes a grocery cart through the woman's undergarment
               section in the empty store. Carla shops for bras.

                                   CARLA
                         Do you mind leaving while I shop
                         for these?

                                   JACK
                         I've seen bras before. 

                                   CARLA
                         Not mine.

               She picks out a bra but hides the size from Jack.

                                   JACK
                         You're really scared of your uncle.
                         Think he would really have you
                         killed?

               She throws her things in the cart. They move off to another
               part of the store.

                                   CARLA
                         I'm pretty sure. I've heard of him
                         having people killed for minor
                         shit. This is a big fuck up. 

                                   JACK
                         The longer it goes, the worse it
                         will be. You still have a choice.
                         Go back now, tell him what
                         happened. He will be happy to get
                         the money and diamonds back. 

                                   CARLA
                         I killed his best guy.

                                   JACK
                         He has to answer to somebody too. I
                         know a little about your uncle and
                         his people. Everyone is
                         accountable.

               They move toward the magazines.

                                   CARLA
                         Will anything happen to him?

               Jack picks out a couple magazines, "Handgun Shooter" and
               "Child" magazine

                                   JACK
                         No, he'll probably have to cover
                         the losses, but that's all. If his
                         bosses know anything about the
                         money and diamonds. They may not
                         know anything.

               INT - WALMART CHECKOUT - MOMENTS LATER

               The cashier runs their purchases through the scanner. She
               smiles at them.

                                   CHECKOUT LADY
                         You two picked a nice time to shop.
                         Nobody here.

               She looks at the magazines and scans them. She feels the need
               to comment.

                                   CHECKOUT LADY
                         Hmmmmmm, a gun magazine and a
                         childrens magazine. Not a good
                         combination. Guns kill kids. 

               This pisses Jack off. 

                                   JACK
                         Actually, I am bored hunting
                         animals, so now I'm going to hunt
                         children, but first I need to find
                         out their habits, where they hang
                         out. I like to do my homework
                         first.

               The checkout lady is absolutely horrified. She is speechless.
               Carla is horrified, but slightly amused at the same time. The
               checkout lady rushes through without saying another word.

               INT JACKS CAR - MOMENTS LATER

               Jack is driving Carla over to Billy's to sleep in his Grand
               Prix. 

                                   CARLA
                         Why did you buy those magazines?

                                   JACK
                         I like guns and I have a four year
                         old daughter. Graciela. Lives with
                         her mother in Mexico.

                                   CARLA
                         Do you see her very much?

                                   JACK
                         No. I want to bring her back to
                         live with me. Her mother won't let
                         her come here. I'm thinking about
                         going there to be with her.

                                   CARLA
                         What's stopping you?

                                   JACK
                         Money and the language. Hard to
                         earn a living if you can't speak
                         the language. But I'm learning. 
                             (in Spanish)
                         Cómo está usted hoy, ¿ma'am?
                         (How are you today, ma'am?)

                                   CARLA
                             (in Spanish)
                         He sido mejor, en hecho, He matado
                         a un hombre esta misma tarde.
                         (I've been better, in fact, I have
                         killed a man this very evening.)

               Jack can't quite understand her rapid Spanish, but is
               impressed.

                                   JACK
                         Wow. What the hell did you say?

               INT - BERT'S HUGE HOME - NIGHT

               Bert sits alone in his dark, leathered den. He is on the
               phone.

                                   BERT
                         Of course they know he worked for
                         me. Ask anybody who's seen the
                         inside of a jail cell who Big Hal
                         works for, they'll tell you me.
                             (listening)
                         I was the first one they called.
                         A detective called to tell me. He
                         enjoyed every second of it.
                             (listening)
                         Fuck yeah, they got everything,
                         including my niece. 
                             (listening)
                         I don't know. Probably dead. 
                             (listening)
                         No, she wasn't in on it. She's not
                         that smart.
                             (listening)
                         Well if she did, I'll kill her
                         myself.

               INT BILLYS CONDO - NEXT MORNING

               The amateur crew has assembled and sit in the living room. 

                                   JACK
                         Do we all still want to do this?
                         Carla?

                                   CARLA
                         Yes. I don't have a choice. 

                                   MELISSA
                         Sure you do. The other way gets you
                         dead.

                                   CARLA
                         I appreciate you reminding me.
                         Maybe tonight I'll get more than
                         ten minutes actual sleep.

                                   BILLY
                         I don't think anyone slept good.
                         All I saw when I closed my eyes was
                         that guys brains splattered on the
                         wall.

                                   MELISSA
                         So much for breakfast.

                                   JACK
                         Carla, how much cash does he have
                         handy?

                                   CARLA
                         I don't know, I heard six-hundred
                         thousand.

               Jack thinks for a moment.

                                   JACK
                         If it's in one-hundred dollar
                         bills, it weights about 12 or 13
                         pounds.

               They are all amazed, except Melissa.

                                   CARLA
                         That's incredible.

                                   MELISSA
                         He knows all sorts of shit, too bad
                         he never used his brains for
                         anything substantial.

               Melissa flashes a good natured smile at Jack.

                                   JACK
                         Let's say the bills are dirty, they
                         weigh 15 pounds, another ten for
                         the briefcase.

                                   BILLY
                         How many suitcases will it take to
                         hold it all?

                                   JACK
                         Half a million in hundred dollar
                         bills is five thousand bills. One
                         hundred bundles of fifty bills. It
                         will fit in one briefcase.

                                   MELISSA
                         They going to leave a half-million
                         in cash someplace on the street for
                         us to pick up?

               Jack smiles at them.

                                   JACK
                         No. We are going fishing.

               Jack pulls out two pieces of paper out of his pocket and
               hands them to Bill and Melissa.

                                   JACK (CONT'D)
                         Carla, you go with Melissa. We need
                         everything on that list. We will
                         meet at Petey M's for lunch at one.
                         Everyone know where it's at?

               Everyone nods yes.

                                   BILLY
                             (to Jack)
                         You've done something like this
                         before.

                                   MELISSA
                         Of course, he use to work for the
                         government. 

               INT SPORTING GOODS STORE - DAY

               Carla and Melissa enter a sporting goods store and head to
               the fishing department. They look at the vast assortment of
               reels.

                                   MELISSA
                         Any thoughts on which one?

                                   CARLA
                         I have no idea. Something with
                         fifty pounds testes.

                                   MELISSA
                         What the hell do big balls have to
                         do with fishing?

               A salesman approaches them.

                                   SALESMAN
                         Can I help you ladies with
                         something?

                                   MELISSA
                         Yes, we need some fishing poles and
                         everything for our boyfriends.

                                   SALESMAN
                         What kind of fishing do they do?
                         Fly fishing? Off-shore? Surf
                         fishing?

                                   CARLA
                         How do you fish for flies?

                                   MELISSA
                             (to the salesman)
                         I'm not sure. Something big. Down
                         on the bottom.

                                   SALESMAN
                         O.K. They probably fish from a
                         boat?

               Sounds good to them.

                                   MELISSA
                         I guess.

                                   SALESMAN
                         They probably need something heavy
                         duty. Big reels. Heavy line.

                                   CARLA
                         He said something about fifty pound
                         testes, whatever that means.

               The salesman laughs

                                   SALESMAN
                         Fifty pound test line. It means it
                         can lift fifty pounds before
                         breaking.

                                   MELISSA
                         That's what we need. Something
                         heavy.

               The salesman grabs a reel.

                                   SALESMAN
                         This is a Penn 114H. It will hold
                         475 yards of fifty pound test line. 

                                   MELISSA
                         How much is it?

                                   SALESMAN
                         $125 each, but if you buy a fishing
                         rod, you get ten percent off both.

                                   MELISSA
                         Sounds good. 

               INT - PAWN SHOP/PARTY STORE - MORNING

               Jack walks in to a pawn shop/party store and is greeted by
               name by the owner, SAHEEM, a smiling man in his forties of
               undetermined middle-eastern descent. He still has a bit of an
               accent. Two other younger men are also in the store.

                                   SAHEEM
                         Ah, Jack my friend, how are you
                         this day?

                                   JACK
                         Saheem, what is the good word from
                         Allah?

                                   SAHEEM
                         Everything is great my friend. You
                         have cigarettes for me?

                                   JACK
                         No, something else. Can I see you
                         in the back?

                                   SAHEEM
                         Yes, of course.

               They walk into the back to an office in the back and sit in a
               couple chairs. Jack pulls out the leather pouch.

                                   JACK
                         I need your word about this. I can
                         get killed for what I'm showing
                         you.

                                   SAHEEM
                             (mocking offended)
                         Jack, we have been friends for
                         years, you're not even here today,
                         in fact, I think you went fishing,
                         my friend.

               Jack pours out the contents of the pouch into Saheems hand.
               Saheem looks at the beautiful gems.

                                   SAHEEM
                         Some men came asking about some
                         missing diamonds. Very anxious to
                         get them back. A man was killed for
                         these, Jack.

               Saheem takes out a 10x magnifying loupe. He examines the
               diamonds. He looks at Jack.

                                   JACK
                         Hey, I didn't do it. I'm doing this
                         for a friend.

                                   SAHEEM
                         I know you are no killer, my
                         friend. But the men looking for
                         these diamonds, they are killers.

                                   JACK
                         I know.

                                   SAHEEM
                         You will have a hard time selling
                         these for a fair price. They are
                         flawless. Beautiful stones. 

                                   JACK
                         They are that good? 

                                   SAHEEM
                         These are of the highest quality,
                         IF, VVS1's. Worth 15, maybe 20
                         thousand each. This is just an
                         estimate of course. If these were
                         regular diamonds, we could do
                         business, but these are top
                         quality. I couldn't pay you enough
                         for your trouble.

                                   JACK
                         Who would have the stones for sale?

                                   SAHEEM
                         Indians are big into diamonds these
                         days. Easy to carry, hide.
                         Russians. The Hasidic Jews in New
                         York are still doing lots of
                         business, Russians too.

                                   JACK
                         You're saying I won't be able to
                         get full value for these.

                                   SAHEEM
                         I'm sorry my friend, but the way
                         you look, you will never sell them
                         for close to what you should get. 
                         You need to become a Indian or a
                         Jew, my friend.

               Saheem laughs long and hard at this.

                                   JACK
                         I have a friend who is part Navaho
                         on his mothers side.

                                   SAHEEM
                         No, no. Not Indian like woo-woo,
                             (patting mouth like kids
                              do when making Native
                              American noises)
                         ..John Wayne movies. Indians from
                         India. 

                                   JACK
                         Oh, O.K. Wrong Indians.

                                   SAHEEM
                         Do you know any Hasidic Jews or
                         Indians?

                                   JACK
                         Maybe....

                                   SAHEEM
                         My advice to you: stop. Give the
                         diamonds back. Forget what you have
                         seen and heard. 

                                   JACK
                         I can't Saheem.

                                   SAHEEM
                         Please, whatever you do, be
                         careful. They are looking for
                         these. They were very, very angry. 

                                   JACK
                         Who would be big enough to buy
                         them?

                                   SAHEEM
                         I would try Winston Wolpe jewelers.
                         I've heard they don't ask too many
                         questions.

               INT JACK'S CAR - MOMENTS LATER

               Jack is on the phone with Billy. 

                                   JACK
                         I need an actor.

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         I'm a trained actor. I can play
                         anything.

                                   JACK
                         This isn't for critical praise.
                         It's for about a quarter million
                         dollars.

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         And my life, possibly.

                                   JACK
                         Can you?

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         I've done Shakespeare, Miller, and
                         lots of other dead playwrights, I
                         can do this.  

                                   JACK
                         You have until tomorrow to be
                         convincing. Can you do it?

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         Yes, I can.

                                   JACK
                         I'll see you in an hour.

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         Ok.

               INT - ELECTRONIC STORE - DAY

               A huge electronic store, Best Buy. Carla and Melissa are
               walking in the cellular phone section. They pick up 10 phones
               and put them in their cart. 

                                   CARLA
                         Why do we need that many?

                                   MELISSA
                         I don't know. I didn't ask why.

               Melissa throws another in the cart. They walk toward the
               binoculars.

                                   CARLA
                         Do you think this is right? What we
                         are doing.

                                   MELISSA
                         I don't know. I guess we are
                         stealing. But stealing from a mob
                         guy is different from robbing a
                         bank or a store. I mean, just the
                         bad guys are getting hurt.

                                   CARLA
                         Well, when you rob a bank, the
                         customers or the bank don't lose
                         money. That's all government
                         insured. The government pays them
                         back.

                                   MELISSA
                         But we pay the government all that
                         money.

                                   CARLA
                         We pay for the shit that gets
                         stolen from trucks or stores.

                                   MELISSA
                         And?

                                   CARLA
                         And what?

                                   MELISSA
                         So are you comparing what your
                         uncle does with the government or a
                         legitimate business?

                                   CARLA
                         I just don't see much of a
                         difference -

                                   MELISSA
                         Of course you wouldn't.

               INT SMALL CAFE - AFTERNOON

               Carla and Melissa are sitting outside opposite each other,
               neither speaking. Billy joins them.

                                   BILLY
                         Ladies.

               Not a word.

                                   BILLY
                         Well this is a cheery bunch.

               They sit in silence.

                                   BILLY
                         I get to be an actor in this caper.

                                   CARLA
                         Caper? A fucking caper? This is my
                         life.

                                   MELISSA
                         Leave him alone.

                                   BILLY
                         It's like a movie.

                                   CARLA
                         It's not a movie. I killed a man,
                         you idiot. I'll never see my
                         family, because my uncle will kill
                         me-

               People are starting to look over.

                                   MELISSA
                             (hissing)
                         Shut the fuck up. You want us to
                         get arrested?

                                   CARLA
                         It doesn't matter.

               The waitress comes over.

                                   WAITRESS
                         Can I get you something, sir?

                                   BILLY
                         Sure, I'll have a Bud.

               Carla gulps her margarita down.

                                   CARLA
                         I want another margarita.

               Jack shows up as the waitress is leaving.

                                   JACK
                         How's everyone?

                                   MELISSA
                         OK

                                   BILLY
                         Good

                                   CARLA
                         Shitty

                                   JACK
                             (to Melissa)
                         OK
                             (to Billy)
                         Good
                             (to Carla)
                         Why?

               Carla is pouting.

                                   CARLA
                         I changed my mind. I don't want to
                         do this. I want to tell him the
                         truth, that I fucked up. 

                                   JACK
                         How will he react?

                                   CARLA
                         I don't know. I don't want to spend
                         my whole life running, waiting for
                         him to sneak up and kill me. I want
                         a life.

                                   JACK
                         What about the dead thing?

                                   CARLA
                         What about it?

                                   JACK
                         We can send him pictures modified
                         to look like you're dead. We'll
                         leave the bloody clothes somewhere
                         the police can find them. Near the
                         ocean. You were eaten by sharks or
                         something.

                                   CARLA
                         I don't want to be eaten by sharks.

                                   BILLY
                         Better than the alternative.

                                   CARLA
                             (to Billy)
                         And what is your purpose here? You
                         haven't done anything.

                                   MELISSA
                             (to Carla)
                         All you've done is bitch and
                         complain.  Sometime I wish I hadn't
                         helped you.

                                   CARLA
                             (sarcasticly)
                         Well I'm sorry, Mel, things haven't
                         really gone my way lately.

               Carla looks pissed then a little sad.

                                   JACK
                         Billy is going to have a very
                         important part to play.

                                   MELISSA
                         What?

                                   JACK
                         He's going to sell the diamonds for
                         us.

                                   BILLY
                         How? To who?

                                   JACK
                         A diamond wholesaler. You are going
                         in, selling them, and walking out
                         with the cash. A load of cash.

                                   MELISSA
                         How do you know he'll have enough
                         cash to buy them all?

                                   JACK
                         I'm calling them today. They will
                         have the cash. 
                             (to Billy)
                         You are changing religions. 

                                   BILLY
                         How do you know what religion I am
                         now?

                                   JACK
                         I'm pretty sure you're not the
                         faith you are about to become.

               EXT COSTUME STORE - DAY

               Billy walks into a costume store.

               EXT COSTUME STORE - MINUTES LATER

               Billy walks out of the costume store carrying something on a
               hanger over his shoulder

               INT JC PENNYS - DAY

               Carla and Melissa shopping for blue blazers in the mens
               department. They try them on for size. Carla is now in a
               better mood due to the margaritas.

                                   MELISSA
                         This look good?

               She spins so Carla can see the coat.

                                   CARLA
                         I think you need something longer
                         in the arms.

                                   MELISSA
                         We don't need them to be perfect.
                         Only using them for an hour, Jack
                         said.

                                   CARLA
                         But you want to look good. What
                         size does Jack need?

                                   MELISSA
                         Forty-four long.

               Carla is looking though the rack of coats.

                                   CARLA
                         (thinking out loud)
                         I'll bet he's long...

               Carla didn't mean to say that out loud.

                                   MELISSA
                         What?

                                   CARLA
                         What?

                                   MELISSA
                         What did you say about Jack?

                                   CARLA
                         Nothing.

               Melissa picks through and finds a forty-four long.

                                   MELISSA 
                         Got one. What else do we need? 

               Carla checks her list.

                                   CARLA
                         White shirts, tan khakis and black
                         athletic shoes.

               They're off to another department.

               EXT - OFFICE BUILDING - DAY

               Billy looks at the tenant listing on the outside of the
               building. He runs his finger down the list until he hits:  

               Sarah T. Dundas - Dialect Coach 

               INT DIALECT COACHES OFFICE - DAY

               Billy and the dialect coach, SARAH meet. They sit in her
               office.

                                   BILLY
                         Thank you for seeing me on such
                         short notice. I'd like to show them
                         I can do an accent...you know, help
                         my chances. 

                                   SARAH
                         I understand completely. This isn't
                         that unusual. I have lots of actors
                         with sudden auditions. 

                                   BILLY
                         How much time does it take to sound
                         convincing?

                                   SARAH
                         Depends on which accent you need.
                         It's nice to know a little of the
                         language so you can throw in a few.
                         Makes it look convincing. I only
                         have two hours available, but that
                         should be enough to make you
                         through the audition.

               INT SOCIAL CLUB - DAY

               Bert and his crew, Little Nicky, Benny Jet and Sally Tongue,
               are in the club discussing the problem. 

                                   BERT
                         Nicky, you hear anything about the
                         diamonds?

                                   NICKY
                         Not a thing, but they could be
                         anywhere by now.

               This pisses Bert off.

                                   BERT
                         I don't think so. It was some kids
                         who did it. They stole a case of
                         cheap vodka, for gods sake. They
                         weren't pro's.

                                   BENNY
                         What about Carla?

                                   SALLY T
                         She's dead or somewhere scared
                         shitless.

                                   NICKY
                         What do you think Bert?

                                   BERT
                         I don't know.

                                   NICKY
                         Maybe she was in on it?

                                   BERT
                         Stop talking stupid. If they killed
                         Hal, they probably killed her too.

               A noise is heard. Sounds like hail hitting a car roof.
               Another. And another. The guys look at each other. Nicky goes
               to the door and looks out. Some kids playing throwing a ball.

                                   NICKY
                         Just some kids playing catch.

               EXT SOCIAL CLUB - MOMENTS LATER

               Up on a roof adjacent to the club, Jack is taking careful aim
               at the roofs of the cars in the club parking lot with a
               paintball gun.

               POP!

               Another roof is marked with a white splat. The car roofs look
               like the targets of a flock of very large birds flying
               overhead.

               INT BILLYS CONDO - LATER

               Jack, Carla, Melissa and Billy gather at Billy's condo. Bags
               of their goods are sitting around. Jack is trying on his
               blazer. Billy is reading a piece of paper.

                                   JACK
                             (to Billy)
                         How do you feel about making the
                         call now?

                                   BILLY
                         To who?

                                   JACK
                         The people who are going to buy our
                         diamonds. Think you can be
                         convincing?

                                   BILLY
                         I have it down pretty good. Who do
                         I ask for? 

                                   JACK
                         Ask for Chad, he's Winston's son.
                         Trying to make a name in the
                         business. Wants to be a player.
                         He'll want them and be willing to
                         pay.

                                   BILLY
                         O.K.

                                   JACK
                         Want us to leave?

                                   BILLY
                         No, stay, I need to practice with
                         someone here. Helps my nerves.

               Billy picks up one of the new cell phones and dials.

                                   BILLY
                         Chad please.

               He waits.

                                   BILLY
                             (Brooklyn - Yiddish
                              accent)
                         Chad Wolpe, my name is Zui Zimer,
                         how are you today?
                             (listening)
                         Fine, fine, good. I know you are a
                         busy man today, Mr. Wolpe so I'll
                         get right to the point.
                         I have some diamonds left to me by
                         my paternal Grandfather Rabbi Zimer
                         as a gift to my children. Well, as
                         you know Mr. Wolpe, things don't
                         always happen as many would like,
                         and I will not be having children
                         of the Jewish faith.
                             (listening)
                         No, I am of the best of health,
                         praise God, but I have fallen in
                         love with a forbidden women, a
                         beautiful woman and will now be
                         disowned by my family. I wish to
                         sell these jewels, to give us a
                         start on a life far from the
                         prying, judgemental eyes of our
                         families. 
                             (listening)
                         I will be available tomorrow
                         morning if you are interested in
                         these fine jewels, but require cash
                         to avoid taxes and such. You
                         understand.
                             (listening)
                         53 diamonds, one to 4 carats, IF's,
                         VVS1's. Yes, they are exceptional,
                         handpicked by my grandfather as a
                         gift. 
                         		(pause)
                         Nine a.m. will be fine. Thank you.

               They all smile at Billy - He did great.

               EXT - ROOFTOP ACROSS FROM HOTEL - EARLY EVENING

               The four of them are looking down at the street from a
               rooftop about 9 stories up.

                                   JACK
                         We can see a good distance down the
                         streets.

                                   MELISSA
                         Who's going to be up here?

                                   JACK
                         You sit up here.

                                   MELISSA
                         Aren't I going to look obvious?

                                   JACK
                         Bring a towel and wear a bathing
                         suit. Pretend you are tanning.

               EXT - DIFFERENT ROOFTOP - LATER

               The four of them are looking down at the street from a
               rooftop down the street from the first one.

                                   JACK
                         This is good. Billy you sit up
                         here.

                                   BILLY
                         What do I say if someone comes up?

                                   JACK
                         Say, you're a pervert, a peeping
                         tom.

                                   MELISSA
                         Yea, you hang out at strip clubs
                         all the time. You're a natural.

                                   BILLY
                         I can't. If they know who I am,
                         I'll be fired and humiliated.

                                   JACK
                         That's true. You're a writer; you
                         come up here for inspiration.

                                   BILLY
                         That's better.

                                   CARLA
                         Where am I going to be?

                                   JACK
                         You are going to be in the
                         restaurant across from the phone
                         booth. That way you can see if any
                         of his guys are with him.

                                   CARLA
                         What if I do?

                                   JACK
                         You will have a phone, you tell me.

                                   CARLA
                         Won't they see me?

                                   MELISSA
                         I am going to do a makeover on you.
                         They won't be able to pick you out
                         of a lineup when I'm done.

                                   CARLA
                         That's not an image I'm interested
                         in thinking about.

               INT JACK HAMLIN'S APARTMENT

               There is activity in the bathroom, as Carla is getting her
               makeover. Billy and Jack sit in the living room discussing
               the call.

                                   JACK
                         You have to be menacing enough to
                         make him think you are very serious
                         about killing her.

               Melissa and Carla walk in to the living room. Carla is
               wearing a tasteful dress and heels. It's a nice change from
               her jeans and sweatshirts. Her body is much better than
               anybody thought.

                                   BILLY
                         Very nice.

                                   JACK
                         Wow, I didn't know that body was
                         hiding under there.

               Carla is embarrassed at the comment, but pleased.

                                   MELISSA
                         Wait until I do the hair. She'll be
                         beautiful.

               They walk out, Jack's and Billy's eyes on them.

                                   BILLY
                         Does your sister see anybody?

                                   JACK
                         No, she's busy with school and work
                         to be bothered.

                                   BILLY
                         What type of guy does she go for?

                                   JACK
                         I don't know, I never ask her.

                                   BILLY
                         Oh.

                                   JACK
                         So before we make the call, do you
                         need to get into character? Do
                         something?

                                   BILLY
                         No, I'm not a method actor. I just
                         act.

                                   JACK
                         That's what I was looking for,
                         method acting. Where you become the
                         character even with the camera
                         isn't there, right?

                                   BILLY
                         Yep. One person on our show wants
                         to be called by her character name
                         even when she's off-camera.

                                   JACK
                         Do you call her by her character's
                         name?

                                   BILLY
                         Most of the time. Sometimes if she
                         pisses me off I'll call her by her
                         real name. It messes her up.

                                   JACK
                         You don't need to stay in
                         character?

                                   BILLY
                         No, I just act.

                                   JACK
                         Ok, actor ready?

               Billy pulls out his script notes.

                                   BILLY
                         Yep.

               Jack pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket. He pulls out
               one of the new cell phones and dials.

                                   VOICE (O.S.)
                         Yeah?

               Billy uses a made up voice, something between Al Pacino in
               Scarface and Marlon Brando in the Godfather. Billy is
               transformed into a gangster.

                                   BILLY
                         I need to talk to Bert.

                                   VOICE
                         Yeah? Who's callin'?

                                   BILLY
                         The guy who's got his niece.

               INT SOCIAL CLUB

               BENNY JET, Bert's soldier, is on the line with Billy. He cups
               the phone.

                                   BENNY
                         It's the guy who hit Hal. Says they
                         got Carla.

               Bert grabs the phone.

                                   BERT
                         Who the fuck is this and where the
                         fuck are my diamonds and money?

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         I'm not telling you my name. But
                         you can call me Mr. X if you need
                         to call me anything. 

                                   BERT
                         Motherfucker. I'm going to kill
                         you, I'm going to kill every member
                         of your family. Where is my money
                         and my diamonds?

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         Do not threaten me or my family. I
                         have your niece. Do you wish to see
                         her alive?

                                   BERT
                         Yes, of course. 

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         Do you wish to have your diamonds
                         back?

                                   BERT
                         Yes.

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         We know you have a large cache of
                         cash. We want it.

               INT JACK HAMLIN'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM

               Jack is listening with Billy. He covers the mouthpiece.

                                   JACK
                         Cache is a nice word, but not used
                         very much in the criminal world.

                                   BERT (O.S.)
                         A what? What are you talking about?
                         I don't have any money.

                                   BILLY
                         Yes you do. A half million, if what
                         Carla was telling us was right.

                                   BERT (O.S.)
                         She don't know anything. I don't
                         have any money.

                                   BILLY
                         I don't believe you. We didn't even
                         have to torture her very much to
                         get that out of her. I'm sure with
                         a little more torture, we will find
                         out more. 

                                   BERT
                         How do I know she's alive?

                                   BILLY
                         Hold on, I'll let you talk to her.

               Jack gets up and goes to the bathroom. They come out and sit
               down.

                                   JACK
                             (to Carla)
                         You have to act scared. Make him
                         believe you.

               Carla takes the phone.

                                   CARLA
                         Uncle Bert?

                                   BERT (O.S.)
                         Carla, baby, that you?

                                   CARLA
                         Yeah. It's me. I'm scared Uncle
                         Bert. They have been hurting me.

                                   BERT (O.S.)
                         That right? Just be good, do what
                         they say, you'll be home before you
                         know it.

                                   CARLA 
                         I'm sorry Uncle Bert. I didn't mean
                         to tell them, they were hurting me.

                                   BERT (O.S.)
                         I know, baby. Let me talk to them.

               She hands the phone to Billy.

                                   BILLY 
                         So do you want her dead and no
                         diamonds, or you want to pay us and
                         get your diamonds? 

                                   BERT (O.S.)
                         I'll pay you fuckers, but I will
                         find you. That's a promise.

                                   BILLY
                         We don't respond well to threats.
                         But remember this, we knew about
                         the diamonds and the cash. Someone
                         in your organization can't be
                         trusted.

               INT SOCIAL CLUB

               Bert looks around at the guys.

                                   BERT
                         It's going to take a few days for
                         me to get the money.

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         No it's not. You have it close. We
                         want it tomorrow. Be at the phone
                         booth on the corner of Hayes and
                         Olden Park. I am sure you know the
                         area.

                                   BERT
                         Yeah, I know where it is.

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         We will be contacting you there at
                         3 p.m. Please be prompt and have
                         all of the money. If you fail to
                         follow directions, we will start
                         hacking off pieces of her. You
                         wouldn't want to be responsible for
                         an armless woman for the rest of
                         your life, would you?

                                   BERT
                             (very pissed)
                         I'll be there with the cash.

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         We are a large organization and
                         will be watching every move. If we
                         see any of your associates, the
                         arms are gone. Understand?

                                   BERT
                         Yes.

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         Good.

               The line goes dead. Bert is really pissed. He throws the
               phone.

                                   BERT
                         FUCK!!!!!!!!

               INT JACK HAMLIN'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM

               Jack smiles at Billy.

                                   JACK
                         Very, very nice. A controlled anger
                         with an edge.

                                   BILLY
                         I have range beyond penguins.

                                   MELISSA
                         I'm impressed. That was really
                         good.

                                   BILLY
                         Not one I can put on my resume.

                                   MELISSA
                         You have to do your movie. You'll
                         be great.

                                   BILLY
                         I'm planning on it.

               INT JACK HAMLIN'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM

               The four of them are having pizza and beer, finalizing the
               plans.

                                   JACK
                         Everybody set?

               They all nod and agree, except Carla. She sits quietly. 

                                   MELISSA
                         What's wrong Carla?

                                   CARLA
                         I just want to go home. I don't
                         want any of the money or anything.
                         I want my old life back.

                                   JACK
                         If you go back, it puts us all in
                         danger. If they suspect anything,
                         they will torture you. You said it
                         yourself.

               Carla starts crying.

                                   CARLA
                         I'm not like all of you.

                                   MELISSA
                         Like us how?

                                   CARLA
                         I'm not that strong. I've never
                         been able to do things by myself,
                         I've always been scared. Now you're
                         asking me to leave everything I
                         know and have.

                                   BILLY
                         Are you that happy with your life?

                                   CARLA
                         No, but I rather be miserable
                         around people I know.

               INT JACK HAMLIN'S APARTMENT - LATER 

               Jack is making false I.D.s for everyone on his computer. The
               rest of them absentmindedly watch T.V.

                                   JACK
                         Carla, pick a name for your I.D.

                                   CARLA
                         Let me think...

               She thinks.

                                   CARLA (CONT'D)
                         Lucy Fyre. F-Y-R-E.

                                   JACK
                         Lucy F-Y-R-E, very fitting. Billy?

                                   BILLY
                         Edward Holmstrom. Mothers maiden
                         name.

                                   JACK
                         Mel?

                                   MELISSA
                         Scarlett O'Hara.

                                   JACK
                         C'mon.. Pick one

                                   MELISSA
                         Lea Ashley.

                                   JACK
                         That a characters name or an
                         actress?

                                   MELISSA
                         Neither. One of my dancer names.

                                   JACK
                         Sounds like a stripper name.

                                   CARLA
                         What's your name? 

                                   JACK
                         Carl Spackler

                                   MELISSA
                         I don't get a actress name, why do
                         you?

                                   BILLY
                         Where do I know that name?

                                   MELISSA
                         Caddyshack.

                                   JACK
                         Carla, are you sure you want to go
                         back? I can make you enough I.D.s 
                         that you can move away. They won't
                         find you.

                                   CARLA
                         I won't be happy-

                                   BILLY
                         I know what she's feeling. I've
                         been here for five years, I'm still
                         lonely.

                                   JACK
                         Well I can't wait to get out of
                         here.

                                   BILLY
                         Where are you going?

                                   JACK
                         Mexico. To be with my daughter.

               INT LIMO

               We see Jack dressed in blue blazer, khakis, tie, mirrored
               sunglasses. Next is Melissa, dressed exactly alike. Finally,
               Carla is dressed like the others, but out of her frumpy
               clothes the is very pretty. They are the bodyguards for
               Billy, who is dressed as a Hasidic Jew.

                                   JACK
                         You ready Billy?

                                   BILLY
                         Call me Zui. Zui Zimer.

               He smiles.

                                   MELISSA
                         A method actor.

                                   BILLY
                         Whatever it takes baby.

                                   CARLA
                         I just stand near the door right?

                                   JACK
                         Yes, you and Melissa stand near the
                         door. Perimeter security. You two
                         are looking outside, for anything
                         suspicious or unusual. I am the
                         close-in security. I don't leave
                         the principles side.

                                   BILLY
                         I'm a principal of a school?

                                   JACK
                         No, principle, P-L-E, not a school
                         principal. 

                                   MELISSA
                         Military lingo.

                                   CARLA
                         You did this in the Army?

                                   JACK
                         Yep, eight years doing this.

                                   MELISSA
                         He guarded generals all around the
                         world. The other stuff he won't
                         talk about.

                                   CARLA
                         And now you do this? What happened?

                                   JACK
                         Lost my security clearance.
                         Couldn't do what I did best.

                                   MELISSA
                         He got a Mexican woman pregnant
                         while on duty.

                                   BILLY
                         You lost your security clearance
                         for that?

                                   JACK
                         Yep, they take that shit seriously.
                         I lost it because I became quote
                         "an intelligence liability because
                         of my sexual proclivities" unquote.

                                   MELISSA
                         All of this while the President was
                         getting blowjobs in the Oval
                         Office.

                                   BILLY
                         What things can't you talk about?
                         Some have-to-kill-me-if-you-tell-me
                         sort of stuff?

               Jack isn't in the mood to talk about this.

                                   JACK
                         Nothing very interesting. Nothing
                         you would have heard of. Just some
                         missions I was trained to do.

               The limo stops.

                                   JACK
                         Let's do it. Carla go first. Stay
                         outside until all of us are in.
                         Melissa, you do the advance work.
                         Go in, check it out, and then call
                         us on the radio. Like we practiced.

               The limo door is opened. Melissa and Carla exit.

               EXT JEWELRY STORE

               Carla takes her place near the door. Melissa enters the
               store.

               INT JEWELRY STORE

               The very large store is empty, except for a mean looking
               guard carrying a Mac-10 and Chad Wolpe. 

                                   CHAD
                         You must be with Zui Zimer.

               Melissa looks directly at the guard.

                                   MELISSA
                         Yes.

                                   CHAD
                         Please, don't let his presence
                         bother you. Like Mr. Zimer, I too
                         demand security.

               Melissa whispers into her microphone.

               INT LIMO

               Jack listens to his earpiece.

                                   JACK
                         That's us. Showtime. There is a
                         guard with a semi-automatic pistol,
                         but he's just there for security.

               They exit the limo.

               INT JEWELRY STORE

               Jack and Billy enter the store. They are greeted by Chad
               Wolpe.

                                   CHAD
                         Mr. Zimer, Chad Wolpe.

               The men shake hands.

                                   BILLY
                         Mr. Wolpe, a pleasure to meet you.

                                   CHAD
                         The pleasure is mine. May I get you
                         coffee, tea, perhaps some wine?

                                   BILLY
                         No, no, that is not necessary at
                         all. Time is of the essence this
                         morning. I have two more
                         appointments this morning to look
                         at the diamonds.

                                   CHAD
                         I'm sure the other appointments
                         will not be necessary. We are
                         confident we will be able to make
                         you a mutually beneficial offer for
                         you diamonds.

                                   BILLY
                         In that case, I will have some
                         coffee, Mr. Wolpe.

                                                       CUT TO:

               Chad looking at the last of the diamonds. He looks again.
               Makes a note in a notebook.

                                   CHAD
                         Mr. Zimer, these are absolutely
                         beautiful diamonds, but I'm not
                         telling you anything you don't
                         know. Please excuse me while I go
                         over the numbers and come up with a
                         figure for you. 

               Chad goes to his office. Billy whispers to Jack.

                                   BILLY
                         How was it?

                                   JACK
                         Very good. If he suspects anything,
                         he isn't letting on.

                                   BILLY
                         What will we take for them?

                                   JACK
                         Anything over three hundred
                         thousand. 

                                   BILLY
                         They have that much cash laying
                         around?

                                   JACK
                         Not before you called them. They
                         got it in a hurry.

               Jack walks over to Melissa. 

                                   MELISSA
                         How's it going?

                                   JACK
                         Good, he was impressed. I think
                         he'll make a good offer. 

               Chad walks back in.

                                   CHAD
                         Mr. Zimer. I want your diamonds,
                         and I want to make you a happy man.
                         I am prepared to offer you three
                         hundred and ten thousand for the
                         entire lot.

               Billy looks down, a little sad.

                                   BILLY
                         I was hoping for a little more, but
                         it is a fair offer and since I am
                         in somewhat of a hurry, I will
                         agree to your generous offer, but
                         would like something else also.

               EXT JEWELRY STORE

               The crew leave the store, all smiles.

               INT LIMO

               They are all sitting in the limo. Billy is taking his costume
               off. They are all wearing new Tag-Heuer watches.

                                   JACK
                         Very nice Rabbi. I like the watch.

                                   BILLY
                         Thank you, feels exhilarating.
                         Quite a rush. Glad you like it.

                                   MELISSA
                         It's beautiful.

                                   CARLA
                         I've never worn $3,000 on my wrist.

                                   JACK
                         We got three hundred and ten
                         thousand for them. More than we
                         were willing to take. 

                                   MELISSA
                         What are we up to?

                                   JACK
                         Over eight hundred thousand.

                                   CARLA
                         That's a lot of money. 

                                   JACK
                         You could go away and start over.
                         Live your life like you want..

                                   MELISSA
                         Find someone..

                                   BILLY
                         Be who you want..

                                   CARLA
                         I'm not sure who or what I want
                         right now.

               INT JACK HAMLIN'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM

               They are having burgers and fries for lunch. Nobody speaks
               for a long time. They just look at each other.

                                   MELISSA
                         We are a talkative group here.

                                   CARLA
                         Not much to say.

                                   BILLY
                         Thinking about my movie.

                                   MELISSA
                         Going to do it?

                                   BILLY
                         I need one more investor.

                                   JACK
                             (to Carla)
                         We still need you today. You'll be
                         home tonight sleeping in your own
                         bed.

                                   CARLA
                         I guess. I just want it to be over.

               INT JACK HAMLIN'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM

               Everyone is waiting for Carla. She walks out into the living
               room. Carla looks beautiful, transformed.

                                   JACK
                         You look beautiful.

                                   BILLY
                         Gorgeous.

               She hides her face.

                                   CARLA
                         You are making me blush.

               Jack speaks to the group.

                                   JACK
                         Have your bags of goodies? Phone
                         numbers?

               They all nod. 

                                   JACK
                         Carla, you sure you don't want some
                         cash? 

                                   CARLA
                         Maybe I'll take a couple thousand,
                         for some new clothes..

               They all smile at her. Jack walks over to her and hugs her
               tight.

                                   JACK
                         You have been great. I don't know
                         if I could have been that strong.

               Carla starts crying. Billy and Melissa join in a group hug.

               They break the hug.

                                   CARLA
                             (to Melissa and Billy)
                         If you two hadn't been there to
                         take me away, I'd be dead or in
                         jail. I just want to thank you all.

                                   JACK
                         Thank us by being believable. I
                         don't want to end up dead.

                                   MELISSA
                         They could never find you in Mexico
                         anyway.

                                   CARLA
                         You going there for good?

                                   JACK
                         Si. My daughter is there. She needs
                         me. But not as much as I need her,
                         I think.

               INT HOTEL LOBBY - DAY

               The lobby is a nicely appointed hotel, not quite five star,
               but nice nonetheless. Jack goes to hotel to the desk clerk.
               He is carrying a suitcase and long tube.

                                   DESK CLERK
                         May I help you sir?

                                   JACK
                         Yes, I would like a room for the
                         evening. Do you have anything
                         facing the street?

                                   DESK CLERK
                         I'm sure I can find something sir.

               He types on the computer.

                                   DESK CLERK
                         Sixth floor. King size bed. Will
                         that be to your liking?

                                   JACK
                         Yes, that will be fine.

                                   DESK CLERK
                         Your credit card please.

                                   JACK
                         I would like to pay cash. If that
                         would be alright.

                                   DESK CLERK
                         Yes sir. Are there any bags to be
                         carried up?

                                   JACK
                         No thanks, I have everything here.
                         Thank you.

               INT HOTEL ROOM

               Jack goes to the windows and examines the edges. He opens a
               suitcase and picks up a cordless drill and drill bit.
               He walks over to the window and loosens the screws holding
               the windows. He picks up a cell phone and dials.

               EXT CITY STREET PHONE BOOTH - DAY

               Melissa hears the ringing of her cell phone. She picks it up.

                                   MELISSA
                         Hello?

                                   JACK
                         You set?

                                   MELISSA
                         Almost.

               She attaches double sided tape to a different cell phone and
               tapes it under the pay phone.

                                   MELISSA (CONT'D)
                         Now I am.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         O.K. Time to tan now.

                                   MELISSA
                         On my way.

               EXT SMALL CAFE

               Carla sits outside at one of the tables, having a late lunch
               and a cocktail. She is wearing sunglasses. Her cell phone
               rings.

                                   CARLA
                         Hello?

                                   JACK (O.C.)
                         How are you doing?

                                   CARLA
                         I'm good, I feel good all dressed
                         up. Makes me feel pretty.

                                   JACK
                         You were always pretty. See anybody
                         who looks familiar?

                                   CARLA
                         No, nobody.

                                   JACK
                         Call me if you do.

                                   CARLA
                         O.K.

               Jack hangs up.

                                   CARLA
                         I'll miss you

               INT SOCIAL CLUB

               Bert and his whole crew are in the social club. Bert is
               holding court. 

                                   BERT
                         We are going to get these fuckers
                         and my goddamn money. 

                                   BENNY
                         And the bastard who killed Hal.

                                   BERT
                         I want my money and my diamonds. I
                         don't know what they want me to do,
                         but I want Benny and Nicky to
                         follow this briefcase.

               He pats the briefcase.

                                   NICKY
                         Should we shoot whoever has it?

                                   BERT
                         I don't care what you do, just find
                         out where my diamonds and the other
                         cash is.

                                   NICKY
                         How do we make them talk? I mean
                         how far do we go?

                                   BERT
                         Let's see, they got a half million
                         in cash and a half million in
                         diamonds. What do you think?

                                   NICKY
                         Anything to get them. Gotcha.

                                   BERT
                         We have the frequencies covered. If
                         they are communicating, which they
                         will be, we will find them.

                                   BENNY
                         What about Carla?

                                   BERT
                         What do you mean? I want her alive.
                         But my diamonds and money are more
                         important.

               Bert checks his watch.

                                   BERT (CONT'D)
                         Time to go. You guys know what to
                         do. Get my shit.

                                   NICKY
                         Do I have time to get my car
                         washed? With all the birds around
                         here, it's a mess.

               He checks his watch again.

                                   BERT
                         No, we don't have time.

               The whole crew walks out the door.

               EXT ROOFTOP - AFTERNOON

               Billy watches the busy street below from the rooftop. His
               cell phone rings.

                                   BILLY
                         Hello?

                                   JACK
                         How's everything look?

                                   BILLY
                         Nobody yet. Nothing suspicious. 

                                   JACK
                         Remember to look away from the
                         phone booth. They won't be there,
                         they will be watching from a
                         distance. Like us.

                                   BILLY
                         O.K.

               EXT ROOFTOP - AFTERNOON

               Melissa watches the busy street below from the rooftop. Her
               cell phone rings.

                                   MELISSA
                         Yep.

                                   JACK
                         Anything?

                                   MELISSA
                         No. Wait. I see a car with a large
                         white spot on the roof. Like a damn
                         eagle took a dump.

                                   JACK
                         That's our guy. 

                                   MELISSA
                         He can't find a parking spot.

                                   JACK
                         Great. If this was a movie, he'd
                         have a spot right there open.

                                   MELISSA
                         Someone is leaving. He's got a
                         close spot.

                                   JACK
                         Any other cars with spots?

                                   MELISSA
                         Not yet.

                                   JACK
                         I'm sure there will be. Call me if
                         you see any cars. 

                                   MELISSA
                         O.K.

               EXT SMALL CAFE

               Carla's phone rings.

                                   CARLA
                         Hello.

                                   JACK
                         How ya doing?

                                   CARLA
                         I'm good, bored.

               She straightens up.

                                   JACK
                         Do you see Bert yet?

               She peeks around. She see's him going toward the booth.

                                   CARLA
                         Yep, he's almost there.

                                   JACK
                         See anyone else? His guys?

                                   CARLA
                         No, nobody.

                                   JACK
                         O.K. Call me if you do.

               EXT ROOFTOPS

               Billy is looking through the binoculars. He sees another car.
               He picks up the phone.

               INT HOTEL ROOM

               Phone rings.

                                   JACK
                         Yeah?

                                   BILLY
                         Got another car. A block away to
                         the east.

                                   JACK
                         What kind? 

                                   BILLY
                         Let me check. 

               EXT ROOFTOPS

               Billy is looking through the binoculars again. It's a blue
               Buick.

               INT HOTEL ROOM

               Jack is removing the window, talking with Billy.

                                   BILLY
                         Blue Buick, four door.

                                   JACK
                         Good job.

               The window is out. Jack picks up a small water balloon from
               his suitcase. He takes it too the window. Looks down to make
               sure nobody is coming. 

               He lets it drop. 

               Down. 

               Down. 

               Suddenly a bike messenger suddenly appears from nowhere.

               The biker and the balloon are on a messy collision course.
               Just before the balloon hits, the rider veers into the
               street. The balloon hits -SPLAT- 

               A huge pink irregular circle marks the sidewalk.

               Time to call Bert. Jack dials.

               EXT PHONE BOOTH

               Bert is standing in the booth, impatiently waiting. 

               The phone rings. He picks it up.

                                   BERT
                         Hello?

                                   JACK
                         Bert?

                                   BERT
                         Yes? Who is this?

                                   JACK
                         Please don't insult me Bert. This
                         will all be over in less than
                         fifteen minutes, if you do things
                         our way.

                                   BERT
                         I'm here aren't I?

                                   JACK
                         Yes, but you already fucked up. I
                         see the blue Buick. Who's in it?
                         Benny? Nicky? I don't want them to
                         move.

                                   BERT
                         O.K.

                                   JACK
                         Reach under the shelf, you'll find
                         a phone. And probably some gum and
                         boogers.

               Bert reaches under and pulls the phone out.

                                   BERT
                         I got it.

                                   JACK
                         I'll call you on it with
                         instructions.

               Jack hangs up. The cell phone rings. Bert answers.

                                   JACK
                         You have to love these phones, eh,
                         Bert? Use them until your minutes
                         are gone and toss them. Completely
                         disposable, like everything else in
                         this society.

               EXT ROOFTOPS

               Billy is looking through the binoculars again. Another car
               from the opposite direction. He calls Jack.

               INT HOTEL ROOM

               Jack is on the phone with Bert.

                                   JACK
                         Please hold on, Bert, I seem to
                         have another call.

               He grabs another phone.

                                   JACK
                         Yea?

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         Another car. Cadillac.

                                   JACK
                         Outstanding. You should work for
                         the government.

                                   BILLY (O.S.)
                         I couldn't take the pay cut.

               Jack hangs up with Billy, goes back to Bert.

                                   JACK
                             (very condescending)
                         Bert, we have a problem. It seem's
                         that there is another of your guys
                         driving around. That's strike two.
                         Another strike and you lose the
                         diamonds. Call them, Bert. Make
                         them go away.

               EXT SMALL CAFE

               Carla sits in the cafe when she stiffens. She sees one of
               Bert's crew, Nicky, outside on the sidewalk next to the cafe.
               He is watching Bert. He turns and looks at her. She turns
               away, afraid. She presses the buttons on the phone.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Yeah?

                                   CARLA
                             (quietly)
                         One of them is here.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         How close?

                                   CARLA
                         Real close.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Does he know it's you?

                                   CARLA
                         No, I don't think so.

               She looks over toward him.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         What's his name?

                                   CARLA
                         Nicky.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Great job, Carla. Thank you.

               She hangs up and looks over. Nicky lights a cigarette and
               smiles flirtatiously with her. She smiles back, terrified.

               EXT PHONE BOOTH

               Bert is still inside. The cell phone rings.

                                   BERT
                         Yeah?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Bert. Strike three. Nicky by the
                         cafe. The diamonds are now mine.
                         Like to keep going for your niece's
                         life? Or should I just give the
                         tapes of her telling us all your
                         secrets to the police and push her
                         out the window. Which they will
                         blame on you, because of what she
                         knows.

                                   BERT
                         I called the others. He don't have
                         a phone.

               Bert is furious. People don't talk to him this way.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         So are we going to do this or
                         should I just have them push her
                         out of the window?

                                   BERT
                         I'll have someone tell him to go.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         He can stay. You're the one going
                         for a little walk. If he follows
                         you. She's history. O.K. Bert?

                                   BERT
                         Understood.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Good. You're going on a little
                         walk. Not too far. Know where the
                         Armstrong Hotel is?

                                   BERT
                         Yes, about four blocks from here.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Think you can make it?

                                   BERT
                             (offended)
                         Fuck yes, I'm not old.

               Bert starts walking, looking around for people watching him.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Years of sitting on your ass can
                         make a body weak, Bert.

                                   BERT
                         You know me, don't you?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Yes. I know who you are.

                                   BERT
                         Do I know you?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Indirectly.

                                   BERT
                         So this is a payback of sorts?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         No, I'm just taking advantage of an
                         opportunity that presented itself. 

               EXT ROOFTOP

               Billys phone rings. Billy answers the phone.

                                   BILLY
                         Yes?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Everything cool?

                                   BILLY
                         Don't see anybody. I'd say he was
                         alone. He's almost there.

               INT HOTEL ROOM

               Jack dials the phone.

               EXT CITY STREET

               Bert's cell phone rings. 

                                   BERT
                         Hello?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                             (cheery)
                         Hi Bert.

                                   BERT
                         Yeah?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         You're getting close. Coming up on
                         a pink splash on the sidewalk.

               Bert looks. He sees it.

                                   BERT
                         I see it.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         I want you to stand in the pink,
                         Bert.

               Bert stands in the pink paint. Paint gets on his $600
               loafers.

                                   BERT
                         O.K. I'm here.

               INT HOTEL ROOM

               Jack has two phones to his ears.

                                   JACK
                         Bert, open the briefcase.

                                   BERT (O.S.)
                         What if someone sees?

                                   JACK
                         I'm sure you have a gun, Bert. You
                         can shoot whoever tries to take
                         your money.

                                   BERT (O.S.)
                             (matter-of-factly)
                         I plan on it.

               Jack laughs.

                                   JACK
                         Open the case, Bert

               EXT CITY STREET 

               Bert slowly opens the briefcase.

               EXT ROOFTOP

               Melissa is holding a cell phone, looking at the open case
               through her binoculars.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Look good?

                                   MELISSA
                         I can't see very well. Have him
                         lift the top bundles.

               EXT CITY STREET

               Bert is trying to hold the case open and keep the cell phone
               to his ear. 

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Bert, lift the top bundles. We want
                         to make sure you're not trying to
                         give us an amount less than we
                         agreed to.

               Bert struggles with the phone, finally dropping it in the
               sticky pink paint. He lifts the top bundles. Looks like it's
               all there. He picks up the phone which is covered in paint.

                                   BERT
                         What now?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Hold on. 

               INT HOTEL ROOM

               Jack puts the fishing rod out the window. On the end of the
               line is a large carabiner, a large snap ring used in mountain
               climbing. Jack releases the line.

               It goes down very fast. Too fast.

               EXT CITY STREET

               Bert is standing there waiting. 

               The large snap hits him in the head, almost knocking him out.
               The now close briefcase and phone hit the ground.

                                   BERT
                         What the fuck?

               He picks them up. Jack is still on the phone.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Bert? Bert?

                                   BERT
                             (almost dazed)
                         Yeah?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         What happened?

                                   BERT
                         Something hit me in the head.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         That was me. Sorry. Look on the
                         ground in back of you.

               Bert looks behind him. The snap is laying on the ground.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Pick it up and snap it on the
                         briefcase handles.

               Bert snaps it on.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Put it on the ground.

               He places it on the ground.

                                   BERT
                         What about my diamonds?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         You lost them Bert. Remember? You
                         broke the rules. 

               Jack starts reeling the briefcase up.

                                   BERT
                         I'll find you.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Time to let you go Bert. Start
                         walking back to your car now.

                                   BERT
                         What about Carla?

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         As soon as I count the money,
                         she'll be set free.

               Bert looks up at his money as it ascends. He starts walking.

               INT HOTEL ROOM

               Jack is reeling the case up. Slowly, using the utmost care.
               Reeling. Reeling. A snag. The case hits a window ledge. Jack
               pulls, trying to dislodge it. A briefcase latch flips open.
               Jack swings the pole out. The briefcase dislodges. Reeling
               carefully, slowly. Another snag. Jack pulls again, not
               knowing one latch has come undone. Jack swings the pole out
               once again. The briefcase dislodges, the last latch intact.
               At last the briefcase is in Jacks hands. He opens it and
               transfers the money to his own bag. He sits down on the bed,
               brushing against the painted briefcase, getting pint paint on
               the back of his shirt. He calls Carla.

               EXT CITY STREET

               Benny is listening to an older scanner, picking up cell phone
               calls. 

                                   CARLA(O.S.)
                         Yeah, he's still there waiting..

               Benny is shocked. Carla isn't kidnapped. She's in on it.

                                   CARLA(O.S.)
                         I'll call if he moves. I see Uncle
                         Bert though..

               Benny reaches for his cell phone, dials a number.

               EXT CITY STREET PHONEBOOTH

               Bert is walking down the busy street toward the hotel. His
               personal cell phone rings. He answers the call.

                                   BERT
                         What?

                                   BENNY
                         Bertie, I heard her on the scanner.

                                   BERT
                         Who?

                                   BENNY
                         Carla. She's in on it. She's
                         helping them. I heard her.

                                   BERT
                         What did she say?

                                   BENNY
                         She was watching you and someone
                         else. Called you Uncle Bert.

                                   BERT
                             (livid)
                         Fucking rat bitch.

                                   BENNY
                         What should I do? 

                                   BERT
                         Get down to the hotel. Look for a
                         guy carrying my briefcase. It's got
                         pink shit all over it.

               He hangs up.

               INT HOTEL LOBBY

               Jack is walking out of the hotel, talking on the phone. He
               puts Bert's briefcase in the lobby.

                                   JACK
                         Billy, I'm out of here. We are all
                         set. Meet you at your building.

               He hangs up, then another call. He's now on the street.

                                   JACK
                         Mel, it's done. Go to my place.

               He hangs up and makes his last call.

                                   JACK
                         Carla, it's all over. You can go.

               EXT SMALL CAFE

               Carla sits there talking on the phone.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Are you alright?

                                   CARLA
                         I guess.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         You can still take your share and
                         leave. You don't have to go home.

                                   CARLA
                         Thanks, but I'm going to be fine
                         here. I'm not afraid anymore.
                         Things are going to be fine now.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         If you're sure.

                                   CARLA
                         I am. Jack..

               She wants to tell him she cares about him. This will be the
               last time she talks to him.

                                   CARLA (CONT'D)
                         Never mind. It's not important.

               She's afraid to tell him, afraid of rejection.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Be strong for us.

                                   CARLA
                         I will Carl.

                                   JACK (O.S.)
                         Carl?

                                   CARLA
                         Carl Spackler. Caddyshack, right?

               EXT CITY STREET

               Jack walking, talking, smiling. Behind him about twenty
               yards, Benny is following Jack.

                                   JACK
                         Right, Lucy.

               The cell goes bad. They never said what they wanted. 

               INT BERTS CAR

               Bert sits in his car, cleaning his shoes. The phone rings. He
               answers.

                                   BERT
                         Yeah?

                                   CARLA (O.S.)
                             (pretending to be crying)
                         Uncle Bert, it's me.

                                   BERT
                             (acting relieved)
                         Carla, are you alright? We were all
                         so worried.

                                   CARLA (O.S.)
                         I'm still shaking, Uncle Bert.
                         Should I call the police?

                                   BERT
                         No, don't call the police. There's
                         nothing they can do now. Where are
                         you? I'll come pick you up.

                                   CARLA (O.S.)
                         I was somewhere downtown. I'm in a
                         cab. They gave me money to get a
                         cab home.

                                   BERT
                         That was very kind of them. I'm
                         surprised they were that generous.

                                   CARLA (O.S.)
                         I'm going home and taking a shower
                         and going to bed. If I can sleep.

                                   BERT
                         You do that honey. I'll stop by
                         tomorrow. I'm glad you're not hurt
                         honey. Get some sleep.

                                   CARLA (O.S.)
                         O.K. Uncle Bert.

               Bert hangs up. He pulls a revolver out of the glove box.
               Checks the cylinders. It's full.

               EXT CITY STREET

               Benny is getting closer to the pink paint. The busy city
               street prevents him from attacking Jack and taking the money. 

               Jack stops at the office building that Billy has been
               observing from. No Billy. Jack slips into an alley next to
               the building. Benny passes, looking out of the corner of his
               eye. The beast after his prey.

               INT BUILDING STAIRWELL

               Billy climbing down the stairs.

               EXT CITY STREET

               Jack leans against the wall, waiting for Billy to come out.
               He watches. Scanning side to side. Looking down the alley,
               then back, to a Sig Sauer P228 pointed at his face.

                                   BENNY
                         Hal was my best friend.

               Jack appears almost unfazed.

                                   JACK
                         I'm not sure what happened between
                         you two, but it probably had
                         something to do with your breath.

               EXT CITY STREET

               Billy exits the building and looks around. Where is Jack? He
               looks one way, takes a few steps. And sees Jack with a gun to
               his head. He is panicked. He starts the other way.

               EXT ALLEY

               Benny reaches his free hand out.

                                   BENNY
                         I'll take that briefcase.

               Jack hesitates. Benny pushes the gun harder against Jacks
               temple. Jack hands it to him.

                                   JACK
                         It's just papers from work.

                                   BENNY
                         I'll bet it is.

               Benny sets it down, gun still on Jack.

                                   BENNY
                         Take a few steps back.

               Jack moves back. Benny tries to open the case. It's locked.

                                   BENNY
                         What's the combination?

                                   JACK
                         Would you believe I forgot?

                                   BENNY
                         Would you believe I can shoot your
                         balls off in about five seconds?

                                   JACK
                             (very quickly)
                         Right one is 3-0-7. Left one 2-2-8.

               Benny opens the briefcase.

                                   BENNY
                         Very good. Now where are the
                         diamonds?

                                   JACK
                         I don't know.

                                   BENNY
                         I'm giving you five seconds to tell
                         me.  5 - 4 - 3- 2...

               From behind, Billy hits Benny over the head with a brick.
               Benny falls on the briefcase, bloodying the cash.

                                   JACK
                         Nice timing.

               Billy is looking at Benny lying on the ground.

                                   BILLY
                         He dead?

                                   JACK
                         I doubt it, probably a concussion,
                         skull fracture. We going to stand
                         around and talk about this idiot or
                         are we going to go spend this
                         money?

               The look both ways and walk out of the alley.

               INT JACK HAMLIN'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM

               Jack, Billy and Melissa are packing up their cash. They are
               quiet.

                                   MELISSA
                         Think she's OK?

                                   BILLY
                         I hope so.

                                   JACK
                         I have to go to the hotel room.
                         Make sure everything's clean.

               INT CARLAS APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM

               Carla walks into her messy apartment. She looks around.
               Sighs. Sits in a chair and starts to cry.

               The doorbell rings. Carla gets out, puts on a robe.

               She walks through the small apartment. She opens the door and
               is startled. 

                                   CARLA
                         Uncle Bert! What..

                                   BERT
                         Hi sweety..

               He kisses her on the cheek.

                                   BERT (cont'd)
                         Can I come in?

                                   CARLA
                         I was just getting..

               Bert walks in.

                                   BERT
                         This won't take but a minute.

               They walk into the living room when all of the sudden, he
               hits Carla across the face. She falls on the couch. He's on
               her in a flash.

                                   BERT
                         So you wanna steal from me, you
                         ungrateful bitch? Where is it?

               He hits her.

                                   CARLA
                             (crying)
                         I don't know what you're talking
                         about. 

                                   BERT
                         The fuck you don't. We heard you
                         talking on the cell phone. We know
                         everything. Now, tell me where my
                         money and diamonds are and I won't
                         kill you.

               Carla doesn't say a word. Just cries. Bert hits her in the
               face again.

                                   BERT
                         Talk, you fucking bitch.

               He hits her again, in a rage.

                                   BERT
                             (screaming at her)
                         I NEED THAT MONEY!!!!

               Carla cries..

                                   CARLA
                         I don't have any money..

               Bert calms suddenly. He tries another approach.

                                   BERT
                         Then who has it, honey? Who put you
                         up to it?

                                   CARLA
                         (trying to cry harder)
                         Nobody, Uncle Bert. They threatened
                         me, they hit me.. I'm sorry..

               Bert senses she's faking..

                                   BERT
                         I know you Carla..I've known you
                         since you were born. And you're not
                         telling me the truth. Whatever they
                         promised you, whatever they
                         threatened you with, I promise you
                         will be safe.

               She just looks at him. Is he telling the truth? Does she tell
               and live her life like she was?

                                   BERT (CONT'D)
                         C'mon honey..

               Still nothing from her.

               Bert pulls the gun out of his pocket and places it against
               her head.

                                   BERT
                         It's up to you.

                                   CARLA
                             (gaining her composure)
                         No, I won't tell you. I rather die
                         than let you hurt them.

               Carla squeezes her eyes closed. Praying with all her will.

               -BANG- 

               The screen fades to black.

               SUPERTITLE

               TWO MONTHS LATER --

               INT COLLEGE CLASS

               Melissa in law class, looking sharp in a tight shirt. She has
               her implants fixed. She is taking notes as the professor
               talks.

                                   PROFESSOR
                         This course will help you develop a
                         knowledge of areas within the
                         entertainment industry and the
                         impact of the law on those areas.
                         It will also develop your specific
                         skills that are applicable to
                         entertainment law and other skills
                         that are relevant to this subject
                         area. You will become aware of
                         various branches of the
                         entertainment industries, their
                         respective roles and importance,
                         and of the legal and regulatory
                         framework..

               EXT MOVIE SET - NIGHT

               Billy is setting up a camera angle with a cameraman. Another
               man comes over. Billy looks up.

                                   BILLY
                         Hey Doug, can you get more light on
                         the wall over there?

                                   DOUG
                         Yep, give me a few minutes.

               Doug walks away. From behind, we see a woman's confidently
               walking up to Billy. She stops behind him. He has a sense
               someone is watching. He looks up. It's Melissa.

                                   BILLY
                         Well, if it isn't my executive
                         producer.

                                   MELISSA
                         Just checking on my investment..

               EXT MEXICAN BEACH - EVENING

               A beautiful sunset. Jack and his daughter, Graciela, walk
               along the beach, holding hands. A father and his daughter.
               Jack couldn't be happier. The smile and look off-camera. Jack
               points and smiles. Graciela laughs.

               A laughing, tanned, beautiful Carla joins from out of camera
               range, hugging both Jack and Graciela.

               The scene fades out. 

               INT CARLAS APARTMENT

               Then suddenly we are back in Carla's apartment. Bert has his
               gun pressed against Carla's head.

                                   BERT
                         It's up to you.

                                   CARLA
                             (gaining her composure)
                         No, I won't tell you. I rather die
                         than let you hurt them.

               Carla squeezes her eyes closed. Praying with all her will.

               -BANG- 

               Bert's body fall on Carla. She opens her eyes. She screams at
               the lifeless eyes looking at her. She scrambles to her feet
               and looks over to the door. She sees Jack standing there, a
               once-fired Colt .45 in his hand.

                                                       FADE OUT
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